In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

"ashton: good morning lucas" "luke: i hate you"

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

"You have 100 days to make someone fall in love with you. Only the words 'I love you' can reverse the curse. However, when the numbered days are up, you will remain this way forever. It's your bet Irwin."

alright, students. your final project is due a month from today. i'd like you to take a picture of the most beautiful thing you can find.

"7:15, that's our time."