Your father, brother, and you move to South Park, CO the summer before your junior year of high school. You're looking forward to a fresh new start. But after a run in with a familiar face at your new school, you're not sure how to proceed. Clyde, your new friend (and next door neighbor) becomes your personal wingman, your father falls in love with an infamous lady of South Park, and the boys/girls at your school don't know how to react to a new teen girl moving to their little mountain town. Who will you form friendly bonds with? Who will you end up becoming total enemies with? Who will you end up with? Will your dad ever stop flirting with questionable women? Anything can happen in South Park! ⚠️WARNING⚠️: this includes: STRONG LANGUAGE, DRUGS/ALCOHOL, CHILDHOOD TRAUMA, AND SEXUAL THEMES

Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**

From the struggle of being too emotional, and too emotionless. CraigxTweek Any art involved is not mine

Rush Hour. That's all I had to say as customer after customer was served. I had barely made my way back to register when I felt a tingle in my arm. I grew nervous from realization that I got my tattoo. When you or your soulmate sees you, the first nice thing they say/think appears on your wrist. I couldn't look at it now though, I have work to do... I got home and layed in bed tired of today's job. I took a deep breathe as I looked at my left wrist "Soothing like the Stars" I laughed quietly to myself, if anyone in South Park knew me- I was no where near soothing. -------------------------------------------------- This is the soulmate tattoo au, you get a tattoo from your soulmates first thoughts on you, but I wanted to make a twist and make them the first nice thing said. So yeah... This is Creek (Craig x Tweek) Other pairings *Bunny *Style *Wendy x Bebe *I can't help but some how shit Clyde and Kevin Stoley. Someone tell me why I ship Clyde and Kevin pls this just happened one day XD

"The faster your heart beats, the closer you are to your soulmate." My heart never beat very fast. I guess my soulmate lives somewhere far away.. Maybe doesn't even speak my language. Actually, my life changed right after I thought about this. Because suddenly.. My heart beat. Beat very fast. None of the pictures belong to me, nor does south park. This is boyxboy, if you don't like that, leave. The boys in this fanfiction are not in elementary like in the original south park series, but rather in highschool.

Even though Tweek has been apart of Craigs gang since kindergarten, he's always felt something more between them.. However, he doesn't realize others want him too. via- I do not own any pictures or the characters from South Park. xo C

Chantaje means "blackmail" in Spanish Craig (25) has always been an asshole toward his childhood friend Tweek (25). Their constant bickering and pointless argument are the only things that keep them close. But later on... Tweek seems to have an upper hand over Craig, leading to Tweek's wishes becoming his commands, thus, Chantaje begins. WARNING: This story contains strong language and scenes some may find offensive, and sexual content, viewer discretion advised. And also "I don't own South Park or the images used in this story, nor do I own the characters, but I have altered them to fit better into my story."

Craig Tucker, The person who doesn't give not one shit about anyone, but what if a certain person changes the way he feels??? CREEK•STYLE Credits to sp_owo on twitter for the cover UwU Highest rank: #1: stanmarsh #6: creek #22: style

**COMPLETED** Craig Tucker, the infamous stoic teenager of South Park, had a secret habit of needing to know everything about everyone. Every piece of dirty laundry, every skeleton in someone's closet, every truth that was supposed to be someone's secret never remained a secret from Craig. He knew everything about everyone except for a twitchy, anxiety-driven boy named Tweek Tweak, who somehow remained a mystery to him. As his curiosity grew stronger and he became closer to Tweek, he didn't expect that getting closer to him would change everything.

Craig and Tweek hate each other. Following the first fight, came more. They fought so much, an intervention was held at some point. While they may hate each other, they can't seem to stay away from each other. Even when they argue, there seems to be an excited twinkle in each teens eye, a hint of a smile on each teens lips. It's strange. How can two hate each other so much but still hang out? It's caused a lot of questions and theories, the main one claiming they're in love. And, it's not just the other students who believe it. Friends, family, everyone seems to be whispering behind Craig and Tweek's backs, all the same three worded phrase: 'They're definitely dating.'