A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

The first three chapters of the rewrite (draft version) of this book will be released on August 21, 2022. Prologue is out now to read. Come back and fall in love with Charlotte and Nayte all over again as they embark on a journey set in a whole new world. New adventures, new friends, and new magic with a slow burning romance for die for. Please note I wrote this back in HS 2012-2013 but I still hope you enjoy the story.

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

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❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Trapped in a kingdom of Isolation, Elsa was never accepted by the people in her kingdom. She never had a proper childhood. She never experienced love. After Elsa brought summer back to Arendelle everyone was happy, except for Elsa. She became sad and lonely seeing how everyone had someone except her. That is until she found a man under the ice. His name was Jack...

I look up at the crooked tree, pulling myself carefully onto one of it’s sturdy branches. This was a real apple tree. Not false, like the genetically engineered ones in rich people’s homes. Not false, like the government’s intentions when the sent their armies overseas to ‘help’ weaker countries. And not false, like the rebel group’s promises to leave that night, without destroying my home, and without killing my family. Because those trees were made in a lab, not in the Earth. Because the government intended on taking over those countries, not helping them. Because the rebels didn't leave. They didn't let my home go untouched. And they didn't let my family survive. Yes, this tree was real, and unlike all of the false things in this world, the fruit of this tree was sweet. . . . It has been nearly a century since the wars had begun, and it will take another century before someone is smart enough to end them. I don’t care if ending the wars means putting an end to all mankind, because our abused Mother Earth would probably be better off without humans constantly killing her. The world is falling apart, either way. The land that was once known as North America has been reduced to less than half its size because of rising water levels, and what’s left of it has been destroyed by multiple bombings, and turned into a wasteland. Plant and animal life is a rarity, and humans have separated into rebel groups that battle each other to gain territory. My countryside home was approached by a rebel group three years ago, when I was thirteen. They took control of our land for its farm’s food production, and killed my parents. My twin brother, Kyle, died of his wounds two days after the group moved in. I, on the other hand, survived. And I am planning to forever change the way my story has been written. I am planning to be free.

Welcome to the second book of The Mermaid Pirate. The Darkness is rising again and only Charlie has the ability to stop it. However, will the darkness consume her before she destroys it or will she succeed in saving the ocean? September 22, 2014 Adventure: #71 Fantasy #81 October 1, 2014 Adventure #70 Fantasy #76 December 4, 2014 Adventure #46

I completed my 1000 Funny Jokes series and here are some extras that didn't make it!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman kik: _catiieee_x © COPYRIGHT @niallerzprincezzz ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Cameron Marie used to be your typical slavery hating princess. She didn't get along with her parents and she didn't agree with their rule, that is until tragedy struck. Now Cameron has changed her perspectives.