how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

Do you love Shrek?💋💋 Like absolutely love him to the point you'd like deadass just marry him on the spot even though you don't know each other? 🧍‍♀️Cool. 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️This is for u then 🙄🙄‼️‼️

After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

A bob Ross fanfic, twitch.tv/paigeexe