jakey is a normal boy at tiger high school (not like the other guys), but has a terrible secret. He has a hugeee crush on two of the hottest guys in school, tony and Kevin, but wait -- they both like him too???? Now jakey is faced with an impossible decision - tony, the badboy/tiger/alpha male of the school, with his glistening blue orbs and sweaty six pack, or Kevin, the greasy jock and star quarterback on the football team. It's a dream come true for a nerd like jakey, but how could he possibly choose?!?!?! updates sometime ig

These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.

An extraordinary tale

A tale of love and heartbreak. Suspense and beauty. How will this enticing love story play out? only time will tell, or reading will tell. This is the story between a Lemon Goggled Lover and A Pointy Nose.

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

As the title says, its a Duolingo x Reader fan-fiction😳 // Lots of tea😉 // Read at your own risk🌚 // P.S: ITS A JOKE😭 // No smut sry😔

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

this story has no smut or lemon or lime and it was inspired by @magicalsimp enjoy

'stunning, remarkable, entertaining.' - joris bohnson 'a real page-turner. you will never get bored of this exciting story.' - lana del armadillo ⚠️⚠️⚠️TW: words, sentences, the english language, heterophobia, cisphobia, racist language towards white people, the number 3⚠️⚠️⚠️

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...