Puff Puff Humbert decided it was time for him to get some new glasses!

All of these masterpieces were made by me - yes, even that beautiful cover image. Settle down, grab some bleach and some towels too, and enjoy reading this beautifully cursed book. All of these edits are satire, for your information - and I provided a little caption for each image for your convenience. I will probably update this very sporadically, with no specific time or routine. This will be updated in "Volumes" so every time there is an update, there will be quite a few images to enjoy. You don't have to credit if you use these creations. Enjoy :)!

your favorite martian cursed images #1 on yfm yay

After a long night of weed and breaking dishes, Shitty G and Cartoon Wax engage in a scandalous affair that leads to cocaine, drama, and a VERY crazy baby.

Benatar and Axel go on a bunch'a adventures, for a certain type of food. any place. read pls.. you'll like it..

"ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɢᴀʟᴀxʏ" your favorite martian x reader oneshots/headcanons/scenarios requests: closed read rules before requesting

it's all in the title! gimme requests.

A little book where the reader is implemented into the story that is Your Favorite Martian, the Series. Apologies for any confusion and bad spelling/grammar. Read Authors Note for more info <3

The tale of the beautiful love of puff puff and dee jay. (DO NOT REUPLAOD FANART WITHOUT PERMIOSION I WILL SUE YOU)