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That Time Louis And Harry had Really Bad sex by itstilliswhatitis
That Time Louis And Harry had Really Bad sex
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Not everyone has an awesome first time. Sometimes it's just bad. Really bad. Drunken one shot Smutwarning
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That time Zayn bought a hippo in a ballerina dress costume (one-shot) by itstilliswhatitis
That time Zayn bought a hippo in a ballerina dress costume (one-shot)
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Zayn always buys shit online whenever he gets high. This time it was a hippo costume. Louis dares him to wear it on a night out. Purely fictional. Trigger warning: Mentioning of weed. A drunk Zayn.
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That time Harry got drunk and decided to rename all the contacts in his phone by itstilliswhatitis
That time Harry got drunk and decided to rename all the contacts in his phone
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The title says it all. Drunk oneshot. Purely fictional.
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That time Harry woke up in France (One-shot) by itstilliswhatitis
That time Harry woke up in France (One-shot)
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Harry wakes up the day after the Brits and realizes he is in France! Purely fictional
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That time Niall made everyone at Walmart dance an Irish jig by itstilliswhatitis
That time Niall made everyone at Walmart dance an Irish jig
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@yallgotthesourcream asked me to write a drunken one shot where Niall dances an Irish jig at Walmarts. This is that story. Purely fictional.
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That time Zayn wanted to start a Nickleback coverband by itstilliswhatitis
That time Zayn wanted to start a Nickleback coverband
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The title say it all. One shot Purely fictional
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That time Liam was convinced that he was Barry Manilow (One-shot) by itstilliswhatitis
That time Liam was convinced that he was Barry Manilow (One-shot)
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The boys head to Vegas and after a couple of drinks too many Liam is convinced that he's Barry Manilow! Purely fictional
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That time Louis broke into Simons office for revenge by itstilliswhatitis
That time Louis broke into Simons office for revenge
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@AuroSayujya gave me the idea for a drunken one shot for Louis. The title says it all. Purely fictional
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That time Louis stole a cow (One-shot) by itstilliswhatitis
That time Louis stole a cow (One-shot)
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In my story Style, Louis says that he stole a cow once when he was drunk. Here's that story. Purely fictional. Just a one-shot.
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That time Liam thought he was a stripper by itstilliswhatitis
That time Liam thought he was a stripper
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Once again, the title says it all. Drunken one shot. Purely fictional
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