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My brain is fried
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That Time Louis And Harry had Really Bad sex by itstilliswhatitis
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Not everyone has an awesome first time. Sometimes it's just bad. Really bad. Drunken one shot Smutwarning
That time Zayn bought a hippo in a ballerina dress costume (one-shot) by itstilliswhatitis
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Zayn always buys shit online whenever he gets high. This time it was a hippo costume. Louis dares him to wear it on a night out. Purely fictional. Trigger warning: Mentioning of weed. A drunk Zayn.
That time Harry got drunk and decided to rename all the contacts in his phone  by itstilliswhatitis
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The title says it all. Drunk oneshot. Purely fictional.
That time Harry woke up in France (One-shot) by itstilliswhatitis
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Harry wakes up the day after the Brits and realizes he is in France! Purely fictional
That time Niall made everyone at Walmart dance an Irish jig by itstilliswhatitis
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@yallgotthesourcream asked me to write a drunken one shot where Niall dances an Irish jig at Walmarts. This is that story. Purely fictional.
That time Zayn wanted to start a Nickleback coverband by itstilliswhatitis
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The title say it all. One shot Purely fictional
That time Liam was convinced that he was Barry Manilow (One-shot) by itstilliswhatitis
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The boys head to Vegas and after a couple of drinks too many Liam is convinced that he's Barry Manilow! Purely fictional
That time Louis broke into Simons office for revenge by itstilliswhatitis
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@AuroSayujya gave me the idea for a drunken one shot for Louis. The title says it all. Purely fictional
That time Louis stole a cow (One-shot) by itstilliswhatitis
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In my story Style, Louis says that he stole a cow once when he was drunk. Here's that story. Purely fictional. Just a one-shot.
That time Liam thought he was a stripper by itstilliswhatitis
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Once again, the title says it all. Drunken one shot. Purely fictional