This book consists of 750 Incorrect Quotes in total. Some are sent in by readers, some are found on tumblr or other places, and some are made up. This book does contain swearing, sexual jokes, shipping and some other stuff not every child should hear. But I mean, it's not that bad ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ -SackFullOfPotatoes

one day, years before any of the dream smp wars or events, techno is out in the forest and finds a child almost dead. techno takes him I'm and decides to raise him. now techno has to learn how to raise a child and protect him from the dangers of the dream smp.

DreamXD did an experiment with technos dna on a fetus and made tommy. Techno didnt know how to care for tommy so philza "raised" him. Tommy is now 17 and finds out the truth :). Also this is my au where gods (techno, philza, dreamXD, ect.) can stunt their aging- dont ask why phil is a god he just is

In this AU Karl, Sapnap and Quackity adopt Tommy. Tommy has been abandoned by everyone and felt like he had no one left. He ran to the woods where he met up with Karl, the story goes from there. Achievements: #1 Michael (11/28/21) #150 Tommyinnit #6 DreamXD #1 Tomboo (9/26/21) #27 Karlnapity #8 Clementine #1 Tommy (10/1/21) #477 GeorgeNotFound #666 DreamSMP #159 Ranboo #242 Dreamwastaken #18 Callahan #1 RanbooxTommy (9/26/21) #1 TommyxRanboo (10/4/21) #1 Shroud (10/9/21) #99 Tubbo #147 SBI #85 Adoption #27 Karlnap #1 Godboo (10/10/21) #3 GodInnit #1 NiniDontForgetIt (10/10/21) #1 PrinceRanboo (9/26/21) #2 Sappity #784 TextToSpeech #1 PrinceTommy (9/7/22) Thank you guys so much, I'm crying.

Book Cover By: @heartsforkuromi Tommy just recently turned 18. Now he can get better jobs and make better money to help provide for himself, his little brother Tubbo, and his father, Phil. Tommy has always felt guided....and safe. Maybe it's cause of his guardian angel- who? Well you'll just have to find out who. He has some past experiences with certain things that have freaked him out, so now he's looking for a job where he can be comfortable- but more importantly one that pays incredibly well. How's a butler?....Tommy doesn't mind. What about when he finds out- he's actually a maid. And for who? Well you know who- Ranboo. A horny 18 year old who just so happens to be....his new boss. #1 on Ranboo ~ 05/12/2022 #1 on Dsmp ~ 05/14/2022 #1 on Tomboo ~ 06/04/2022 #1 on AlliumDuo ~ 06/08/2022 #1 on Tanboo ~ 07/31/2022 #1 on RanbooLive ~ 09/28/2022 If your read- Hope you enjoy! :]