Ninja x Optimus Prime: A Love Story

Against all odds, Ninja and Optimus Prime meet and end up falling for each other. How will their story unfold? {gay I think} {not a joke}

Gargamel x Gollum

Disclaimer. This is a joke. I'm sorry.

𝐏𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐍 | 𝐝𝐣𝐬 ✔︎

𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡.. 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬.. 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝

I Found the Lamb Sauce (Gordon Ramsay x Reader)

You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.

Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

Call me Daddy Ramsay

Y/N loved cooking. She got an internship with Gordon Ramsay. One day, Y/N sees Gordon Ramsay and she stares in awe. That day is the day Y/N fell in love with Gordon Ramsay. The day she called him, Daddy Ramsay. #6 in simoncowell #13 in ramsay