Craig and Kenny get into a fight over which small animal is better, and it quickly gets out of hand.

When Stan has to move from New York back to his childhood town, he is outraged. But when he meets his old super best friend, Kyle, he isn't as bothered. Although, when Kyle finds out his feelings about Stan, he doesn't know what to do, and neither does Stan. - Credit to the artist of the cover

Stan and Kyle have been best friends since they were in preschool. Kyle has never been in a serious relationship. When stan breaks up with his long-term girlfriend, Wendy, Kyle jumps in to support him the best he can. After a couple of their friends mention how well their gay relationship is going, Kyle starts thinking of more ways he could cheer his friend up. Something deeper develops. Very smutty fanfic I'm sorry

So maybe Craig wasn't thinking when he said he could get anyone he wanted. That doesn't mean he's not going to follow through though. His mission is simple, get Tweek Tweak the loser spaz with ADHD to fall for him in a month. Which is hard enough on it's own, but even harder when you account for his family life, his friends' drama, and some sort of secret that everyone refuses to tell him. Swearing and non-graphic sex.

Craig is tired of life and spends most of his time observing things. He's a viewer not an actor in the strange show of life. He doesn't interact with others, but knows everything about them. His life is empty, there's only one thing left for him there and that's photography. The one and only meaning of his life, the only thing that keeps him on this earth. He puts all of his effort into taking pictures, he wants them to be perfect. But how can pictures be perfect without the perfect model? On the other hand, Kyle isn't a normal high schooler either. Controlling his anger issues started becoming harder each day. His friends abandoned him because they're scared he might hurt them, both physically and mentally. Kyle is so lonely that he will trust anything and anyone if it means he will have company again. Kyle's first fault was trusting the wrong person, his second mistake was falling in love with him...

• Dodging Bullets • Nobody knows Mysterion's identity, or so he thought. Eric Cartman 'The Coon' WAS a superhero before Mysterion came to town. Jealousy over ruled and now the Coon will do ANYTHING to figure out his enemy's identity or at least his weakness. Kenny McCormick 'Mysterion' is the horny, dirty minded kid who becomes a serious vigilante at night. He has no weakness except for Ofcourse, his crush, Craig Tucker. Some anonymous person finds out Mysterion's identity and observes him, eventually gathering enough info to tell the Coon his weakness. What will happen?

Craig and kyle make a bet who ends up losing and what are the punishments? find out!

After a rather embarrassing incident Coco takes his frustrations out on Azulin.

Style is at it again, there is to little of this so I'm doing one

El oh El too lazy to write