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Tudo que ouço são sinos • KaeLumi by SakuraYunXi
Tudo que ouço são sinos • KaeLumi
SakuraYunXi
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  • Parts 1
Isso era tão angustiante para o capitão da cavalaria... escutar o som de sinos vindo de longe era como tocar em uma melancólica lembrança distinta. [•••]
It's a Pirate's Life For Me by holly_irving
It's a Pirate's Life For Me
holly_irving
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  • Votes 3
  • Parts 1
Lumine wakes up in bushes with a spotty memory. What happened to her? Where's her brother? And how's she going to get around the terrible storm separating her from her brother? Maybe that pirate can help... COVER BY @kaeyacentric (btw if you like the cover click the link and go support the artist :D) [ https://twitter.com/julyberich/status/1457111696296890373?s=21 ]
Goodnight Kiss. [Kaeya × Lumine] by meiibo_sai
Goodnight Kiss. [Kaeya × Lumine]
meiibo_sai
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  • Votes 37
  • Parts 2
"You look cute like that. I confess that I would love to see how far you can go with it, how about we continue later? It would be terrible if someone caught us here." He laughs. "Good evening, Honorary Knight." And he closed the door, leaving a completely shivering Lumine, internally begging for more of it. The blonde was still breathing somewhat heavily, caressing her neck, so kissed by the taller. Damn Kaeya, she thought to herself. Nobody did it like him. And maybe it was just his teasing, and she shouldn't worry. But Lumine wanted to pay to see it. She wanted to pay him back for leaving her alone. ••• KaeLumi twoshot written by @meiibo_sai. I apologize for any grammar error, English is not my first language. Have fun and drink water.
Dead After Midnight • KaeLumi Oneshot by meiibo_sai
Dead After Midnight • KaeLumi Oneshot
meiibo_sai
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  • Votes 11
  • Parts 1
"I love it when we have sex. I love it when you kiss me, I think about you all week until I find you sitting in the corner of the tavern again in the weekend." She says, taking another sip of her drink and giving the man a hot kiss. "So... what are we to each other, Lumine?" he asks, still with his face close to hers. "Like how?" "Our relationship. Saying we're friends doesn't seem like much to me. Saying we're dating seems too vague for me, although it doesn't sound like a bad idea. And saying we're secret lovers... No one introduces someone by saying 'this is my secret lover'." "I don't think it's bad to say we're secret lovers... Keeping it as a secret adds a mysterious touch to our relationship." She sets the glass of drink on the table, running her thumb over the boy's lips. "But having you all to myself... It would be like being in heaven." "I say the same." He gives her a short affectionate kiss, feeling her slowly rocking her body against his. "From today I will say that you are all mine." "Not so fast, Captain." Lumine giggles, putting her index finger over the man's lips. "You know I love it when you call me that." Kaeya laughs, resting a hand on the girl's cheek. "But what's stopping you...? I want you all to myself too, you know..." He whispers in her ear, she shivered from top to bottom. "You'll have to convince me first." She says. ×•×•×•×•×•× - Kaeya × Lumine Smut Oneshot. - English is not my first language, so I apologize for any grammar error! - Have fun and drink water.
Sick Lumine - Kaeya x Lumine by BuzzyBeeYeeYee
Sick Lumine - Kaeya x Lumine
BuzzyBeeYeeYee
  • Reads 1,464
  • Votes 34
  • Parts 3
Beware: I was very young when I wrote this so please forgive me, I only wrote this for my sister :P Hiii, u can read this right? great go to story pls. Grammar and spelling mistakes are to be expected, ☹️
Will You Love Me Forever? by Xaxidimxlily
Will You Love Me Forever?
Xaxidimxlily
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  • Votes 82
  • Parts 13
This is a kaelumi book. Don't like it? Don't read. If your curious you can read it but please do not leave any negative feedback. Also please enjoy ♡
As Crônicas de Juciscreitany by BiscoitoSensei
As Crônicas de Juciscreitany
BiscoitoSensei
  • Reads 4,097
  • Votes 408
  • Parts 24
Na cidade do Rio de Janeiro, habita a maior barraqueira da localidade, chamada Juciscreitany, uma adolescente de 16 anos que convive rodeada de pessoas igualmente loucas e retardadas. Ela narra todas as suas aventuras e desaventuras, barracos e vergonhas, além todas as vezes que ela já fez merda, e isso levando chineladas da sua mãe. O conteúdo a seguir contém memes, palavrões e outras coisas que te farão morrer de rir, se persistirem os sintomas procurem seus pais.