Feelings are stupid. Romance is dumb. Gaming and mac-n-cheese, now that's where it's at. Being the best at gaming is her profession. But Dream says otherwise ⚠Mature content aka SMUT BAES⚠ SNEAK PEEK: "HAHA YOU LOST SUCK IT. I mean sorry im better than you. wait.. no I actually mean. better luck next time kiddo. "Being sweet. like be nice. Nah couldn't be me" "My egos too big for your romance"

When a scandal forces hockey star Amelia Bennett into a fake relationship with guarded photographer Harper Lane, neither expects the headlines, or the feelings, that follow. What starts as a PR stunt begins to spark into something real, threatening to expose more than just their hearts. *** She's the world's best hockey player. She's a heartbroken photographer with nowhere else to go. And they were never supposed to fall in love. At 24, Amelia Bennett is the most talented hockey player on the planet-chaotic, impulsive, and the last Bennett standing without a ring on her finger. After a very public scandal threatens her sponsorships and reputation, the team's PR crisis plan is simple: clean up her image fast. Step one? A fake relationship. Something that should be easy, right? Harper Lane has no interest in fame, or falling for another golden boy-or girl-with a spotlight stitched into their skin. After catching her long-term boyfriend cheating, she's sworn off chaos and charm. But when her best friend Audrey begs her to stay with Millie temporarily, Harper finds herself in the middle of a media storm-and somehow agreeing to pretend to be Millie Bennett's girlfriend. It's only for the cameras. Just long enough to fix Millie's image. Just enough to keep Harper's ex boyfriend off her back. But fake smiles turn into real moments. Cold shoulders warm under shared blankets. And the girl Harper was warned about-the reckless, beautiful mess, is nothing like the one who makes her tea when she's anxious and kisses her like she means it. In a house built on secrets, one accidental love story is about to mak

Jin: you shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1 Jk: what why- Jin: because it's only the first date *** Fully credits to the owners of the dad jokes :)))

I have a really terrible sense of humor so I decided to make this book for fun. So here's a book of bad jokes, puns, pickup lines, and quotes that might actually make you smile. ⚠ Please note ⚠ : I do not own all of these jokes/puns. Credits go to their original owners. Started: Jan. 7, 2017 « Highest ranking » 08/16/18 | #4 in #quoteoftheday

Short dark humor for those who understand.

"Did you know a robot's dick is ten times harder than a normal dick? Let's test that out." #4 in FANFICTION✓ [The fanart is NOT mine. It belongs to the original owner.] Original owner of fanart: @BTS_ON_CANVAS on twitter! © sujinniie 2019-2020 ✓

For as long as she can remember, Maddie Graham has had only one dream, to stand on a stage, facing an adoring crowd and sing the songs she has spent years penning alone in her bedroom with only her guitar for company. Tired of taking the same old gigs in the same old venues, Maddie lands a job working on Harry Styles' world tour. Only to find an all new dream in the form of the tall, green eyed man that graces the stage each night. What will she do when the spot light finally comes calling just for her? That's everything she has always wanted, isn't it? Two dreams, one girl and an impossible choice to make.

[COMPLETED] (BOOK I IN THE DREAM SERIES) Dani Deleon has a problem. With a single touch, she can see people's nightmares. When she starts to see the nightmares of a sadistic serial killer known as The Maestro...everyone around her becomes a possible suspect. With the help of Detective Jax Michaels, will Dani be able to stop this symphony of murder? Or will this unlikely duo fall victim to the very madman they're chasing? ----- THE DREAM SERIES: Book One: Dream Catcher Book Two: Dreamscape Book Three: Dream Hunter Book Four: Dream Phantom

[ Dream (Clay) x Female OC (Eliza) ] What happens when a coder girl gets asked to work on Dream's new minecraft video ❗Warnings❗ •This fic contains mature jokes. •The chapters that contain smut are extra chapters (they're not important to the plot) and will have disclaimers at the beginning so you can freely skip them without missing out on anything. ~~~ Enjoy!🧜🏼♂️