18+ only Frank is just an inquisitive young adult, with a penchant for politics, and a boyfriend in the loop. Gerard Way is just a congressman with a bright suit and even brighter hair. Frank just can't get enough of the older man and the way he walks, talks, and glances. And when Gerard finally lets Frank in, it unleashes something in both of them that neither would have expected, in ways that neither counted on. But it's all a secret now because, of course, Gerard's a very important man and, of course... Frank's just a kid.

DISCLAIMER: this book does not condone violence of any sort nor does it romanticize mental illness, toxic relationships or any other theme that is presented in here! This story contains Frerard oneshots with themes such as: possible rape, verbal\physical\psychological violence, mental illness, disability, abuse, illegal activities, BDSM, DD\LB and so on, so if you are uncomfortable with\don't like these kinds of themes I highly suggest you don't read this. Don't worry, I'm a nice person in real life. None of these contain death or hardcore tragedy! (AND DON'T COMMENT ASOTM REFERENCES THANK YOU!) Hope you enjoy :)

Gerard Way is the school's Norman Bates. He's freaky, he acts like he's constantly anticipating something, and he does taxidermy. People fear him, and quite honestly, he gets off on it. There are so many bad rumors circulating about him that even he isn't sure which ones are true. Meanwhile, Frank Iero has a reputation for himself. He's an idiot. A comedic one, especially with his friend James, but an idiot. He once came to school high off his ass and passed his math exam with flying colors. It was a dumb move, but an entertaining one. Just like when he took the dare to make Gerard Way fall in love with him. • AKA "That ONE fanfic where ray is a massive asshole" Theme Song: Paralyzed - The Used