just a book

Some Dreamnoblade oneshots just because i'm bored.

Dream is the top assassin at Jschlatt's assassin school and when Dream graduates he is hired to kill Prince Technoblade. But what happens once he realizes that he wants the Prince for himself and can't complete the mission he was trained for. There will also be other ships like ZelkPvP, SkepHalo,SnapnapxKarl. So on so forth NO SMUT WOULD NEVER RIGHT THAT RANKINGS #1- ZELKAM (IM SO HAPPY!!!!) 83-lgbtqrights 613-pride 178-assassin

The Royal AU, but it ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE (sorta) Edit : i really don't think it does- *insert good description here* ... jk ** Dream is the prince and heir to the throne of his kingdom. His father is a b[ea]chy tyrant that [g]rapes minors. Techno is an assassin with the hunger for the blood of tyrants. He is hired by the king of the neighbouring kingdom to assassinate the royal family for 100 000 000 gold. He goes undercover as a maid at the Prince's bride picking ceremony to assassinate the royal family. Will Techno and Dream have a fight for justice and honour for Dream's father, or will they see something deeper in eachother and obtain a feeling stronger than friendship. i guess you'll just have to read to find out... ** OMG, i actually made a decent sounding description! whoo! also... : TW: Boy x Boy LGBTQ+ Sexual Tension Techno~Maid Techno~Chan(?) Dream x Technoblade (Duh, didn't you read the title) SBI Family Credit: Cover Art = Your Paralysis Demon on Twitter Technoblade = Dave Dream = Clay CaptainPuffy = Caroline Nihachu = Nikita Everyone Else = Me Lol, this will probs be a short book 'cause this is inspired by an irl rp me and my sis did, so...yeah...Enjoy? Idk. Stay FRESH (Won't update daily)

❥ 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐬 :] > :ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍɴᴏʙʟᴀᴅᴇ: < ------ 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ------ TopDream & Bottomblade ↳ :Information: 𖤐. ᴏɴᴇsʜᴏᴛs 𖤐. ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛs 𖤐. ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ 𖤐. ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀs. :ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴏɴ:

Dream has been in love with Techno for...a while. What happens when one day his friends get sick of his simpery and make a bet with him. Will he be able to ask Techno out by the end of the week or will he have to suffer the punishment of being a sad simp?

BottomBlade...that's it --- I have made a discord server, for those who want to talk about bottom blade i guess. I'll probably post more quick prompts or ideas there as soon as they come to my mind. Here you go: https://discord.gg/GKaNAHxD2b

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Just a bunch of Dreamnoblade oneshots oftentimes inspired by certain songs.

"teach me to love just to let me go." cover by @simpwithagun AS OF 24/9/2020, I HAVE BEGUN WRITING ONLY PLATONIC MATERIAL, AS TECHNO SAID HIMSELF THAT SHIPPING IS CRINGE. As of 24/5/21 -- Incomplete - Discontinued