Summary: *Someone told me to text my number neighbor, kay bye.* *...Who is this?* *your mom* Next thing Takemichi knew, a loud shattering noise erupted from Sanzu's room. "SANZU KEEP IT DOWN!" "SOMEONE JUST TEXTED ME LIKE THEY THINK THEY'RE SO FUNNY-I'M KILLING THIS BASTARD FOR INSULTING MY MOTHER!" Oh. Ohhhhh shi- ---- Ran pestered Takemichi into texting his number neighbor and surprise, surprise, it was Sanzu. Then Takemichi keeps texting Sanzu random things without saying who he was.

Just a bunch of oneshot stories that come to mind featuring our crybaby hero and his harem. characters do not belong to me they belong to Ken Wakui.