Notorious for leaping off roofs, maiming foreign royals, and that twerking incident, Princess Eleanor of Estau is nobody's definition of a good princess. She's fearless and bold, not good and gracious. And after a lifetime of being told she's unfit to be queen, wearing the crown and helping to usher Estau into a new era is the one dream she's never dared chase. But when her older sister abdicates the throne, all Eleanor has to do to inherit the role is not twerk, not maim anybody, and definitely not get caught fooling around topless with Prince Mike, her childhood crush, the only man she's ever loved...and her sister's former future husband.

in which, they are co-stars in a bestseller novel movie adaptation. (smut warning)

El Hopper is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life. When Mike Wheeler, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, El will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

When Mike was six years old, his father made a choice that altered the course of his entire life. Because of what he did, the only girl Mike ever loved became the only girl he couldn't have. Though in a lot of ways, he did have her... He had her first steps, her first words, her first smile. He had her milestones, her heartbreaks, her dreams. He had her heart so woven in with his, he didn't know where she ended, and he began. Only, as the years pressed on, lines became blurred-and the blurrier the line, the easier it is to cross. They say tragedy comes in threes. For Mike, that was true. The first one changed him, the second one broke him, and the third one healed him. But at the center of all that tragedy, there is a love story.

When a man unexpectedly finds a naked woman in his bed, he does the only thing a man would do. He jumps into bed with her.

I was ready for this to be the worst two weeks of my life. Bed rest, my doctors said. All because of one tiny rock climbing accident. I hate sitting still. I've got so much raw energy coiling through my limbs. But when I see my maid as I'm prowling through my mansion... I may never leave home again. Credits: Cassie Mint.

in which, el hopper pretends to date mike wheeler. (smut warning)

El Hopper is an outsider. She only has one real friend; Max Mayfield. She is kind of hidden amongst the crowd; like a ghost, wandering aimlessly for eternity. The bullying is endless, and her only escape is her home. She's consumed by loneliness, and her biggest wish is to finally be noticed by someone, and to stop feeling so alone in the world. Since she lost her parents, she feels she lacks purpose. Mike Wheeler is the stereotypical bad boy of the school. He's super popular; has lots of friends; gets all the girls. He could have any girl he wants, but none of them are right for him. And despite his friends, who bully relentlessly, he has a heart of gold. And the guilt he carries with his friends' actions takes a toll every day. And for this, he feels kind of lonely. He feels like the life he is living belongs to someone else, not him. It all feels wrong. He wants to live a life with more...purpose. When an unforeseen, violent event draws them together, they form a connection that no one in their lives-not even them-saw coming. Will Mike and El be exactly what the other needs? Or will their social standings keep them apart? this love // taylor swift ‼️ TRIGGER WARNING: Frequent and detailed descriptions of suicide and self harm. Sexual content, language, and substance/alc use. cover art by @joseramos1972 on instagram

{book 1 of 3} (ON INDEFINITE HIATUS) in which the party discovers how secrets can't ever be fun. not until you share with everyone.

And perhaps is the greatest grief to swallow, the taste of being left behind while another has moved on? Mike Wheeler is traumatized, yeah, and there is no going back to normal. Will rescued, Eleven gone, coping skills nonexistent. He's trying his best to keep it together for the party, but watching your first girlfriend disappear into nothingness is certainly the kind of thing that will mess you up for life. By chance he's thrown back into the tangle of the Upside Down, opening a whole other gate of problems; and this time, the clock is ticking. ***Currently in the process of rewriting!!***