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Dustin and Valerie have lived their lives in fear of their father. He wasn't abusive or mentally ill. He was just angry. Like all the time. He's mean and intimidating. He bullies everyone with his words. Did I mention he's Alpha of the Dark Flame Pack. After a horrific incident, Valerie losing her ability to speak. Dustin manages to get both of them off of pack's territory and into the wild. After tumbling into another pack's territory, they get captured and thrown in their dungeon. Valerie soons meets her mate, Damien, but will he accept her inability to speak? Will he reject her? Will Valerie's and Damien's past come to haunt them? After all, who wouldn't love Damien mute mate? >>>> Give the book a chance! Xoxo!

Meet Sara Parks. That one girl who was always happy, and, although it was fake, always wearing the biggest and brightest smile, yet she had the worst childhood. All throughout her life she had been bullied and abused. Meet Elliot Chandler. The school's badass. Everyone's afraid of him. You don't approach him, you don't talk to him, and you don't look at him. Simple right? But is he really all that bad? What happens when these two collide? Friendship? Anger? Hurt? Maybe even love? READ TO FIND OUT!!

Lucy's life is awful, she has two abusive parents, and can't find a way out. Until one day the abuse gets so bad she is taken to the hospital. In the hospital her life takes a turn for the better when her doctor that was flown in to treat her offers for her the opportunity to live with him since her parents are both in jail. Could this be the answer to her prayers? Or will Ashton, the doctors son run her off?

Highest werewolf ranking : #1 Belle and Landon's son, Cain, was born with yellow eyes. Among the werewolf population, it is unknown. Cain was told to keep his life a secret, to cover up everything that can lead to the supernatural world. When he meets his mate, those rules disappear. He tells her everything, in hopes of finding out about his abnormal eyes. But when something terrible happens to Cain, will his mate be able to recover? Or will the heartbreak be too much for her to handle? Sequel to : I Saved Him

There she goes, walking down the street in her denim shorts and navy top with her brown hair cascading down her shoulders. She stops momentarily to flip off an old couple that’s been giving her the stink eye. Their reactions don’t faze her. She merely throws her head back and laughs like a maniac. That’s Aria Bloom. Don’t let her petite frame fool you, she is one crazy bitch, but, unfortunately she’s my bitch. She has these blue eyes that lure you in and just make you want to protect her, but don’t undermine her. She’s got many tricks up her sleeves. Yeah, that’s the girl that made me jump from her roof just to see if I could fly. The one that made me drive naked to school and flash our seventy year old principal, she’s retired now. The same girl that has a crazy obsession with The Breakfast Club, I mean to the point where she’s almost memorized all of Bender’s lines. The girl that stole my motorcycle and wrecked it, I mean, no one touches my bike, except for her. The girl who makes me dance outside every time it rains, the girl who also hates me and loves me, in a weird way. The girl who holds my heart. I’m Chase Hazen, the guy in school you don’t really mess with. The guy who will punch you if you look at me the wrong way. The guy who will annihilate you if you touch my bike. The guy who will do anything for Aria, my long time frenemy. This is the story about two idiots who don’t give a fuck, and about the dumbass that’s Chasing Aria. This is not a Pretty Little Liar fanfic where we will have steamy encounters with Ezra, we'll just keep dreaming those. The name was just a beautiful coincidence, Enjoy.

[VERSION WITH EXTRA CHAPTERS OUT ON AMAZON!!!] [This Wattpad Version is the Unedited first draft.] Having a crush on someone isn't easy, especially when they're popular and you're not. But having a crush on the school's bad boy who's ranked highest on the food chain while you're the nerd in the bottom of the food chain is a hundred times harder. Meet 'Rosaline Arlene Winnefred' who's also known as the school's 'nerd'. She's that girl who has no more than two friends, gets picked on by pretty much everyone, and locks herself up in her bedroom on a Saturday night reading cheesy romance novels. Not to mention she believes in fairytales and has a hopeless crush on the school's bad boy. You get the picture? 'Axel Storm Spencer' is the complete opposite of her. He's got that bad boy image that girls love so much. He's tough, violent and feared by pretty much everyone. In a turn of events, the two get thrown into different messes together. Everything from wild parties, Halloween dances, to discipline referrals and revenge. Her crush might not be so hopeless after all... "After all, it was just a crush on Mr. Bad Boy." [X] This book is UNEDITED, yes, some parts of the book might be confusing, yes, there are grammatical errors. I've been getting A LOT of messages and comments about them so PLEASE don't complain about errors, plot holes, or anything you may not view 'politically correct'. [X] AMAZON RELEASE DATE: OCTOBER 24TH 2017 Fully EDITED with EXTRA CHAPTERS! Thank you! Copyright © 2012 Lilly Purdon. All Rights Reserved. [x] Play this game on EPISODE!

Jillian's senior year was supposed to be easy, but when her father's job causes the two of them to uproot their life and move to Byrendale, it doesn't take long to realize that the small town is still mourning a tragedy. Meeting Parker was something she didn't expect. He's an outcast, but more importantly, he's been accused of murdering his sister. The more time the two of them spend together, the closer they grow, and Jillian is able to see what everyone else refuses to - he's innocent.

He was afraid of the storms in her eyes, but somehow, they were meant to be. [ warning: my writing was a complete disaster in 2013. read at your own risk. ]

Jessie comes from a past that still haunts her, and makes it hard to form new relationships. Cameron is the bad boy who thinks he's managed to play every girl, until he found her. Will she be able to tame him, or will he break her already fractured heart beyond repair? Kaylee is Jessie's happy, easy going best friend, who is in love with her troubled boyfriend. Shaun can't help but be enticed by Kaylee and becomes her protector. But he has a past he can't share and is forced to grow up fast and brutally. Is it good girl falls for the bad boy, or the other way around? You'll only find out if you read. <3 BONUS: Check out the sequel on Johnny and Savannah. It's called Welcome to the States, Good Girl. You guys will like it I think ;)