Funny Jokes

Just some of my fave jokes Hope you like them

My Mute Mate

Dustin and Valerie have lived their lives in fear of their father. He wasn't abusive or mentally ill. He was just angry. Like all the time. He's mean and intimidating. He bullies everyone with his words. Did I mention he's Alpha of the Dark Flame Pack. After a horrific incident, Valerie losing her ability to speak. Du...

Eventually

Meet Sara Parks. That one girl who was always happy, and, although it was fake, always wearing the biggest and brightest smile, yet she had the worst childhood. All throughout her life she had been bullied and abused. Meet Elliot Chandler. The school's badass. Everyone's afraid of him. You don't approach him, you don...

Jerks Care?

Lucy's life is awful, she has two abusive parents, and can't find a way out. Until one day the abuse gets so bad she is taken to the hospital. In the hospital her life takes a turn for the better when her doctor that was flown in to treat her offers for her the opportunity to live with him since her parents are both i...

I Saved Her

Highest werewolf ranking : #1 Belle and Landon's son, Cain, was born with yellow eyes. Among the werewolf population, it is unknown. Cain was told to keep his life a secret, to cover up everything that can lead to the supernatural world. When he meets his mate, those rules disappear. He tells her everything, in hopes...

Chasing Aria

There she goes, walking down the street in her denim shorts and navy top with her brown hair cascading down her shoulders. She stops momentarily to flip off an old couple that’s been giving her the stink eye. Their reactions don’t faze her. She merely throws her head back and laughs like a maniac. That’s Aria Bloom. ...

Crush On Mr. Bad Boy [Unedited]

[VERSION WITH EXTRA CHAPTERS OUT ON AMAZON!!!] [This Wattpad Version is the Unedited first draft.] Having a crush on someone isn't easy, especially when they're popular and you're not. But having a crush on the school's bad boy who's ranked highest on the food chain while you're the nerd in the bottom of the food chai...

Defending Parker

Jillian's senior year was supposed to be easy, but when her father's job causes the two of them to uproot their life and move to Byrendale, it doesn't take long to realize that the small town is still mourning a tragedy. Meeting Parker was something she didn't expect. He's an outcast, but more importantly, he's been...

Maybe

He was afraid of the storms in her eyes, but somehow, they were meant to be. [ warning: my writing was a complete disaster in 2013. read at your own risk. ]

Bad Boy's Broken Cinderella

Jessie comes from a past that still haunts her, and makes it hard to form new relationships. Cameron is the bad boy who thinks he's managed to play every girl, until he found her. Will she be able to tame him, or will he break her already fractured heart beyond repair? Kaylee is Jessie's happy, easy going best friend...

Why Him? (REVISING)

An ideal mate for me would be someone who's capable of knowing the knowledge of love. They should value it because we all know that love is fragile and it can easily break us apart. But once I met him I knew he did not value love. He has shattered so many hearts. I knew he wasn't capable of handling mine, so why wou...

I Saved Him (#Wattys2016)

Highest ranking in werewolf : #1 Belle Sweet, the only girl Alpha. Landon, a sweet, and innocent man. Belle Sweet is 17 years old. She's the kind of girl who puts the needs of others before herself, such as her pack. Although her pack is number one in her life, she will need a mate to make her pack stronger- to mak...

The BadAss And The Nerd

One boy, one girl, and one night. The factors of what sets a chaotic even in motion. Brooklyn Hollowel is a nice, shy, quiet girl, nerd if you may. Not very socially active, introverted. It didn’t always use to be like this, no, she used to be outgoing, striving for more until he came along. Flynn Ryder, a hot, go...

Unique & Rejected

Jazmine or Jaz after being rejected by her mate discovers just how unique she really is. She isn't that shy weak girl any more and plans to make everyone who teased her suffer. There is a better description in the prologue. Give it a chance you won't regret it.

Abused and Rejected

Pain.. The only thing Gabriella felt ever since her parents died... Her own brother and pack abuse and use her everyday... When the alpha's son turn seventeen...the age where one finds their mate... To Gabriella's horror, she's his mate! Fearing what he would do if he found out, she did what she thought what was best...

Loving The Bad Boy

Emma Miller didn't know that one run in with the school's bad boy, Aiden Black, would make her life go in all different directions. She didn't know that one little accidental bump into him would throw her into a world of drugs, violence and bad guys. Even with all that, she didn't know that one little accidental bump...

The Abandoned (currently on hold)

Lisa was abandoned by her parents when she was a little girl. She never understood why they abandoned her. She made a life on her own but as she grew older, she realized that something about her was changing. She wasn't the weak, defenseless girl that she used to be anymore. Something had changed but she didn't know w...

Surviving the McLane Boys ('On Hold Still...')

Hailey's life has been pretty normal and trouble free so far. If you categorise growing up with your all-male neighbours trouble free... After coming back from Australia to the US of A she comes back to more than just her home. She comes back to find that the McLane boys have know grown up into a family of 9 boys ran...

Camp Wars (Battle of the Sexes Spin off)

Last we heard of the gang their summer vacation had ended and they went of to their first year of college. But this isn't about them. Years have passed and now its about their kids. Jade, Chris, Nicole and the twins Skye and Rouge. AS the girls head to camp Lakewood and Chris to camp Oakwood. They find them selves bet...

Being The Bad Boy's Mate

This was my first story when I was literally 12 so please be gentle. Everything is unedited from 12 year old me because I'm focusing on completely rewriting my second story bc I cringe thinking of rewriting this one. This story is literally all over the place right now because it's my first book! read at your own ris...

Along For the Ride

Along For The Ride is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. When Katelyn is forced to travel the US with her pop star brother and leave her soccer dream behind, she is furious - until she meets singer Zach Matthews... ...

Battle of The Sexes

Karina and her friends Heather, Mia, and Lola are ready for a bliss full summer vacation in a beautiful lake house. Than it all comes crashing down the four charming, swaggering, and hot boys that bought the house also. What will happen now? Well, pranks, a few stolen kisses, and romance! It might as well be a recipe...

An Unexpected Meeting. [Logan Lerman Fan fiction]

When Leanne has the chance to go to a film premiere and see her celebrity crush, Logan Lerman she grabs it with both hands. Although the evening does not go to plan, an unexpected meeting could change her life forever, but will it be for the better or will it be worse?

Outcasts [PUBLISHED]

PUBLISHED! Now available on Amazon, and Kindle Unlimited! Shy, quiet, Riley Summers' life is changed once she meets Aiden Callaway, the misunderstood boy at Fairfield High School. Two completely different personalities of the stereotypical high school scene come together to learn that they aren't so different at all. ...

The Rejected Mate

Heartbroken. When he rubbed it in my face that he never wanted me. Pain. That's what I felt when he rejected me. Alone. That's how I've been when I left him. Nevaeh Adams doesn't remember what happen when she was younger all she can remember was being found in a basement by a pack of wolves to only be treated like a...

The Prank Girl [Book 1 & 2] [ON HOLD]

Emma is a bad seed, the prank girl. Until her last prank gets her expelled, now she's sent away to a boarding school, where she already caused trouble with the popular girl in school.

Mr. Bad Boy Saved Me

I watched Reese lips move as he read out the contents of the letter, then I watched everyone's faces as they took in the words that were coming off the paper. As I looked around the small group, I realized that these were the people that I had no choice but to depend on for awhile, and one of them was going to get hur...

Broken Pieces

Seth Woods is your typical 18 year old trying to make his Senior year of high school count. Seth is moody, possesive, and overly protective but it's what lurks the ladies in. When new neighbors move into the empty house next to theirs, Seth takes an intrest in the girl next door. But what seems like a normal girl will...

15 and rouge with two pups

~ 3 Years earlier~ "RUN!! ELIZA! ELIZA RUN!" My father screamed at me, I watched as the rouges attack are pack. The pack that one day I was supposed to lead. The pack I grew up in. My Beautiful pack. I shifted and ran threw the woods. Blocking the screams, they were all going to die and I know I should help, but I hav...

The Bad Boy's.....What?

I don't know how it happened. One minute I'm living an extremely lonely life and all it takes is getting lost to change all of that. But, change is good, right? Yeah, if you take the fact that I was entrusted with the most adorable little girl as good. Throw in a reunion with a twin brother that I haven't s...