"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

"i'm not pretty calum." "michael, i swear to god, you're the most prettiest human being i've ever laid my fucking eyes on." or where calum makes michael feel like he's worth something more than he thinks he's worth fem! michael tiny! michael jock! calum all rights reserved © 2016 officialmalum [completed]

"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"

"so, is this a thing?" "yeah, we'll be friends.. with benefits" the one where luke and ashton start a secret friends with benefits relationship behind their girlfriends backs but sex doesn't help keeping the feelings away. warning: strong language & smut (a lot!!)