Ever since being 'awarded' the 'great honour' of being Prince Arthur's manservant, Merlin has struggled with the job. Not only was it working from dawn to dusk, seven days a week, it was taking care of a Royal prat. With a large amount of that work alone, just the two of them, in his chambers... *Alternative Universe*

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Johnlock. This takes place more or less during season 2 (so no Fall, thank god). IF YOU KNOW ME IN REAL LIFE THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO STOP READING AND JUST GO AWAY, THANKS. I wrote this because I was a bit unnerved by how most johnlock fics presented Sherlock as if he was suddenly "normal", which he clearly isn't, and could speak his feelings freely, which I think isn't the case with him. This is how I imagine their relationship would begin, soooo comment and share if you like it!

Harry is back for an eighth year at Hogwarts, hoping for a bit of normalcy. Perhaps it was too much to hope that the gossip around him would die down... mostly about his love life.. *AU *Eighth Year *DRARRY *Fluff*

Harry knew, just knew, Draco was up to something in their Sixth Year at Hogwarts. Draco must have been the one who gave that cursed necklace to Katie Bell, and the poisoned mead to Slughorn. If he can just catch him in the act... This story follows The Half Blood Prince most of the way, with a change to one key scene. Amazing how a few seconds can change everything...

What if things went a little differently when Harry, Ron and Hermione were captured and taken to Malfoy Manor, and Harry didn't escape with the rest? Taken to a remote stronghold of the Malfoy's and guarded only by Draco, Harry needs to find a way to get out. How far will he go escape this desperate situation? *A bit of canon divergence in Deathly Hallows, just for fun* *slow burn* *around 16K words*

My addition to the fandom is out - and so is John. - In the year 1997, John Watson finds himself at an interview for a job he doesn't need, and then at the same location of a new university flatmate that he initially doesn't want. Meanwhile, Sherlock Holmes is trying to debunk the Scotland Yard's incorrect description of what is actually a group of mass-murders revolving around a small memory-wiping pill. Mr. Holmes needs an assistant, and Mr. Watson needs a companion. Little do either of them know how much they specifically need one another. [I wrote this when I was early in my teenage years. Keeping it up because you like it, but keep in mind it may be riddled with potentially less-than-decent content. Happy reading!]

One woman's guide to falling in love, getting fit and surviving the end of the world. Karla is busy running her own business, half-heartedly trying to lose her belly fat, and avoiding thinking about her single-status - she does not have time for civilisation to fall apart rn. But when the world as she knows it crumbles like a triple-choc cookie, Karla will have to embark on the trip of a lifetime to find safety. Traversing the vastness of the Australian east coast, Karla and her companions - a misfit band of workmates and one reasonably attractive stranger - will find adventure, love and a new dress size. Rom-com meets disaster movie meets extreme-makeover, this story is for anyone who needs the motivation of a planetary disaster to change their world.

Sherlock is basically asexual. John is a bisexual dominant who has lots of hook-ups. They are flatmates. Sherlock becomes curious... *Alternative Universe* *AU Never Met* *Dom/Sub, but no bondage, whips, etc.* *sexy times* *eventual smut*

life slowly moved on after the invasion of the x-mansion by wicked, the organization was presumed dead and everyone focused on picking up the broken pieces wicked had left them with // when thomas knows more then he should and takes matters into his own hands, the semi-normal routine the five had built comes crashing down around them - disclaimer: this book is a SEQUEl so please read "control" first or this will literally make no sense // as stated before, I used the x-men universe but you don't need to know anything about x-men to read it