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How do you fight an enemy who never shows his face? The murder of crows must band together with a privateer prince to face their greatest challenge yet. But though Kaz is playing for the Dregs, Nikolai suspects that the future of the world is at stake. Has Dirtyhands met his match? Kaz's throne as ruler of the Barrel has toppled. Inej must reclaim her rooftop kingdom. Wylan is torn between two lives. Jesper knows something's up with Wylan. Nina is trapped as the shadows draw closer. Nikolai is hiding from a mysterious assassin. One thing is for sure - not all of them will walk away this time. No mourners. No funerals. "You're right," Kaz said, eyes black and unforgiving. "You were always right. It's not the tricks they feared, not the lies, the thieving. They don't need a broken boy-leader. But they don't need me." His face softened, just for a second, and he touched her cheek with bandaged fingers. "It'll be the last time, I promise. The last heist." And he dropped his hand, and he stood sharply. "See, the Mask has bested me before. But he's never fought Dirtyhands." A smile uncoiled across his face, slow and dark, a promise of violence. "They might not need me to beat him, Inej, but they need the monster. And I'm more than happy to deliver." A Six of Crows / Crooked Kingdom fansequel.

"I can't get his face out of my head," Nina grabbed her knees and cried. "I wouldn't either," Kaz said, "No, not when he died. For the last two weeks I've seen him. In Hell. The plaything of... a Man in Black." She gulped. "What?" "Matthias was a man of his faith, how could he go to Hell," she said to herself. "The man. He reminded me of the Darkling." A story about Kaz pulling off the greatest heist ever. Stealing a soul from the afterlife.

Pekka Rollins has returned. He and Van Eck, who is currently in a fine cell in Hellgate have made a deal with the Shu. Pekka Rollins and the Shu will free Van Eck. Van Eck will give Pekka Rollins power in Ketterdam whilst the Shu will have trading benefits. Ravaka's economics will go badly down. Kaz, Inej, Wylan, Jesper must band together with Zoya, Nikolai and Nina to save Ravaka and their beloved city. This is a fan fiction of what happens after Crooked Kingdom. Beware of spoilers for thou hast been warned. Mine's truly gives all characters and places (hence fore all nouns) to the owner and creator of the Six of Crows duology and Shadow and Bone trilogy. Mine's truly does not believe in the creation or consumption of smut. Romantic advances will be warned before hand.

Two years after the events of Crooked Kingdom, Kaz receives a message from Inej: 'Coming back soon. Told you I wasn't done with Ketterdam.' Kaz is equal parts nervous and excited (not that he'd admit it), until an incident the night before she arrives leaves him with almost no memories of her, or himself, for that matter. When a beautiful girl seeks him out the next day, acting as if she knows him, Kaz is beyond confused. Inej desperately tries to figure out what happened, and how to get his memories back, while also trying to evade a strange enemy determined to end her life. ***DISCLAIMER*** these characters are not mine, they are by Leigh Bardugo!!! Also, the cover art is not mine either!! A/N: This my first fanfic I've ever posted, so please don't judge I realize it's very far from perfect.

A short little one shot of a Kanej moment I thought would be cute. Inej just got back from her journeys at see and goes to visit Kaz

A single-chapter story of Kaz and Inej commiting identity fraud. Kudos to my friend @CivilVagian for coming up with the idea and inspiring me to write and publish my very first crackfic :DD Enjoy this 3am brainrot.

Kaz Brekker, "Dirtyhands", a sly and incredibly good murderer and criminal. He never leaves behind a single piece of evidence, the top criminal of Ketterdam. Inej Ghafa was the best detective in the city. Nobody could outsmart her, and she always found a way to solve the case. Inej finds out about this case labeled the "Dirtyhands" case. Ironic. And so, she sets out to discover the murderer.

i made this almost a year ago don't judge lmao pls

Kaz Brekker, the king of the Barrel. Inej Ghafa, the king's advisor. When the people of Kaz's kingdom revolt, he and Inej leave the kingdom with aid from their unlikely group of friends. Jesper Fahey, the prince of Novyi Zem. Wylan Van Eck, a rich heir whose father is leading the rebellion. Nina Zenik, duchess of Ravka. Matthias Helvar, soldier of the Fjerdan army. Who would've thought that the group who try to save the kingdom would be one like this?