Title. Can't think of any other Trigger Warnings than Religious Trauma and Self-Harm.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS REALLY WEIRD AND INVOLVES A LOT OF SHIPPING! Kyle and Cartman have been dating for a while now, follow them as they cope with keeping their relationship secret... for a little bit at least. After a while, rumors spread and they are forced to separate. It will take a favor from a friend and a really bad plan to get the two of them out of this mess. (((((FINISHED)))))