Harry Potter crack

lol late night and a Harry Potter marathon has lead me to this.

Cared For

After an outraged Professor McGonagall finds out that 3-year-old Harry Potter is being abused, she ignores Dumbledore's orders and adopts Harry as her own. Cover picture doesn't belong to me. All characters belong to J.K. Rowling

This Is War

"A warning to the people The Good and The Evil This is WAR To the Soldier The Civilian The Martyr The Victim It's the moment of Truth and Lies The moment to Live and Die The moment to FIGHT?" The things you said to me, that this will keep me safe if I just listened. They were all just lies from the start. All o...

The Queen Of Weirdmageddon (Adopted!!)

dipper and mable finally come back after five years but what will happen when bill cypher comes back to try again. but this time he wants more than just the world. what dose he want? well its not a "what" but a "Who"... Find out on... The Queen of Weirdmageddon (WARNING: there will be swearing and pretty crappy storyt...

A young demon; Bill x Dipper (Gravity Falls)

What happens when dipper comes out to his family and it goes badly? What will happen when the twins return to gravity falls? What if he discovered he had powers by chance? What will he do with the new powers? What happens when bill returns? Constilation Demon: Once every century a set of twins are born with one possec...