lol late night and a Harry Potter marathon has lead me to this.

After an outraged Professor McGonagall finds out that 3-year-old Harry Potter is being abused, she ignores Dumbledore's orders and adopts Harry as her own. Cover picture doesn't belong to me. All characters belong to J.K. Rowling

"A warning to the people The Good and The Evil This is WAR To the Soldier The Civilian The Martyr The Victim It's the moment of Truth and Lies The moment to Live and Die The moment to FIGHT?" The things you said to me, that this will keep me safe if I just listened. They were all just lies from the start. All of them. Do you know how it feels like to be stabbed in the back. Of course you don't. Why bother asking? Being stabbed repeatedly and then being asked if you're okay? Blood running down your back, then being stabbed again after being asked that question? That's all you can do I trusted you, I protected you, I almost gave up my life for you! This is all you can do, Just use me like you always do. NOT ANYMORE I've learned a few new TRICKS Are you proud of me? I hope you are. You're the reason why I blocked out all emotions from the world. The reason you think I'm still happy when I'm not. The reason why I'm here. You don't remember him don't you? He's still apart of me, but not you. You MADE me like! That's was so much fun. Making sure I was always ripped apart while you're stood in one piece. The promises you've broken, The judgement no one bothered to tell you, The so called friends you have. It's all over now.I've covered for you long enough, all those years ago when I was still sane. I'll pretend to be happy for you, I'll pretend to be your good old pal. Oh I will. I'll just show you all those pretty little white lies that you LOVE so much. I'll sprinkle them on top of you, I'll show you how much pain you've caused me. I'll bring them all back! Of course I'll be in your shadows, I'm always in there. Being mistreated and abused for you, of course! I'll make sure to add in some cuts and bruises for ya. I'll be your fucking shadow alright, I'll be it and make sure you fly close to the sun. You're afriad of the dark. You shouldn't be sweetie. You shouldn't be afraid of the dark, You should be afriad what's in it.

dipper and mable finally come back after five years but what will happen when bill cypher comes back to try again. but this time he wants more than just the world. what dose he want? well its not a "what" but a "Who"... Find out on... The Queen of Weirdmageddon (WARNING: there will be swearing and pretty crappy storytelling) Also dipper might have a small,tiny crush on bill since the last Weirdmageddon Also none of the artwork is mine Update: this is slowly turning into a oneshot book

What happens when dipper comes out to his family and it goes badly? What will happen when the twins return to gravity falls? What if he discovered he had powers by chance? What will he do with the new powers? What happens when bill returns? Constilation Demon: Once every century a set of twins are born with one possecessing power of a demon. The twin possecessing the powers is often a male but can still be female. This type of demon is named a constilation demon they have constilation shaped birth marks identifing them as such. The birth mark is only visable to the childs birth parents and their chosen mate as well as the demon it's self. The constilation is usally that of there respective zodiac. Though in rare situations constilation demons can recive a random constilation birth mark. These demons often possess more power than the average demon even at a young aged. Though theirs powers are locked away inside them and most constilation demons don't unlock them and die mortal. There are no tested ways of unlocking these demons powers, although it is said they can unlock these hidden powers in life or death situations to protect themselves. After constilation demons unlock there powers they turn into a demon and live forever unless they are banished from the living. Constilation demons are the only known demon to be born of the human race.