as above^

I just need to brain dump because this ARG has a CHOKEHOLD on my life and I can barely think about anything else, so reader requests for fun! (Now closed due to personal circumstances, not discontinued, but closed for now.)

A temp, is hired to help around at Sam & Max Freelance Police. Analyzing the address again, (Y/N) feels a sensation of uneasiness, what with the business only having two employees. Sketchy. Although (Y/N) struggles to make ends meet with their rent payments, so this has to happen. A few months have passed and now (Y/N) could probably give less of a damn about their coworkers' wacky hijinks. Hell, even they join in sometimes. This story also consists of cursing and suggestive wording. That basically means I tell sh/tty dirty jokes, but I don't actually write what I'm referencing. Season 1: ✔ Season 2 201: X 202: X 203: X 204: X 205: X Season 3 301: X 302: X 303: X 304: X 305: X - Something extra to note: I'd honestly hate to read this book on my phone because of the weird way it pasted the paragraphs. I copy and pasted links, and Wattpad doesn't f\ck with them. Or, at least, I don't know how to use them, but I digress. Instructions to 'use' said links: 1. Highlight the link and just the links, not the brackets. 2. Click and drag it over to an open spot in your tabs. 3. There it is, it's the link I copy and pasted.

So you did the thing you've always done. The thing that you do best. You ran. - - - - - - - - - This is a reader!teenager!xTF2 fan fiction cause I can. Not romantic, mainly brotherly/ fatherly and whatnot. Also is a gender neutral reader so whether you are a guy or gal or non-biney pal you can read :) - Cover was drawn by me on insta @da3dalus_arts

Hello darlings! I'm back with another book, full of new stories to be told; Starring your favorite mercenaries, and you!