Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

This is something I came up with out of nowhere. Its exactly what the title says.

Ariel Rossi is a small beautiful petite boy that's lived in Italy his whole life. His passion has been dancing ever since he could remember. Although his now dying teacher thought he was too small to dance as a boy, so he grew his hair out and dances on pointe with all of the girls in his class. Then on his 17th birthday his parents tell him that they are moving to a small town in America! He is going to have to leave his friends in Italy and have to adapt to life in America. Hunter lupus is the soon to be alpha of the silver claw pack. He is 6'6 and plays football for his school football team. All of the girls love him but he never finds himself attracted to them. There is one problem, hunter has not found his mate and needs to quick before the full moon on his 18th birthday. What will happen when the small ballet dancer and the big bad football star meet? WARNING! This is boyxboy! Contains explicit material! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!THIS STORY WILL ALSO INCLUDE MPREG!

Yes, this series HAS BEEN going on for this long. And yes, it's still going strong ;)

The third book of the series! And still going strong, with daily updates :) ALSO: Thank you @Kirstin_FanAcc for the cover!! :*

Book 2 in the series!! It would be silly to read this one before the first one, so don't be silly.

Completed :) -BUT- There is a second book... And a third... And um... A fourth xD