Harry has been abused his whole life and has dealt with his aunt and uncle and their dreaded son. What happens when Harry gets used to school and makes friends in his Slytherin house, how will Harry react to the offer of Snape being his guardian? will he soon want Snape as a father? read to find out.

What grows on trees? Apples, Bananas, and Malfoys. That's right; Malfoys. Draco Malfoy to be exact. What is to happen if Harry happens to be the one to pick this Malfoy? Or what if the Malfoy picks him? MEME BASED. DRARRY!!!!