Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Two boys in the 1980s from conservative families shouldn't be falling in love, especially when being homosexual is still considered a disease. But as sinful as it is, sometimes even the most wrongful of things are worth fighting for. a taekook fanfiction. inspired by boy erased & the miseducating of cameron post HIGHEST RANKING: kookv #1

in which the school's resident badboy helps a seemingly unattractive loser win the heart of his best friend. it sounds like a good idea at first, however, it's all fun and fake dates until somebody accidentally falls in love. a taekook fanfiction. onelasttae © 2020 boyxboy #1 // jeonjungkook #1 // bangtan #1 // #1 vmin

❝... and in amsterdam i bought you hyacinths. ❞ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A ONE SHOT / jimin sees the beauties of the world through namjoon's eyes.

[ COMPLETED ] in which jungkook is secretly spider-man, yoongi has a crush on his best friend, and they both run into some trouble along the way.

After getting diagnosed with a rare, terminal illness and being forced right out of his perfectly normal life, Jeon Jeongguk lost all his faith in living. Just six more months and he'll be dead. Gone. Forgotten. However, when a new hospital friendship program pairs him with the eccentric and lovable Kim Taehyung, he's granted a second chance to live; to be remembered. Running on borrowed time and a bucket list, the only issue that remains is obvious: don't get attached. But sometimes you forget good things don't last forever until it's too late. [ a taekook fanfiction. ]

Teahyung meets Jeongguk in a small 80s bar that's frozen in time, and doesn't have the heart to leave him behind. Completed.

A key, no matter how gilded, is always forgotten after the door has been opened. A spy versus spy au with some violence. Completed.

In many ways, an orgasm is very much like death. Or, Taehyung and Jungkook are assassins that hook up one last time. Warning: smut, violence, major character death?

French revolutionary leader Yoongi forms a reluctant alliance with royal playboy Jimin, the very kind of cocky nonchalant aristocrat he's used to execute. Third place winner for BTS Writers Award Mystery category. Cover credit: @avid_rdr