"Cuando Pula es mandada por su padre a comprar mortadela, no se imagina que su vida está a punto de cambiar. Un misterioso charcutero, amor, pasión, aventuras, magia, sangredolorsufrimientoangustia y el mundo de los fiambres serán todo lo que necesite para transformar el mundo que creía conocer."

First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.

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Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

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just some crackfic me and my friends made in the middle of 5th period. yall are in for a wild ride.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!