the title says it all, these are in fact funny sayings that I've heard and decided to write down. I hope you enjoy, and I really hope I can bring a smile to your face.

I doubt you know EVERY SINGLE Wattpad smiley face...so I have created a list! Now please read and see some awesome new smile faces. I don't care WHO you are...odds are there are at least a few in here you've never seen. (If you know of any NOT in the list please let me know and I shall add it.)

Have you ever had the feeling that everything was just a dream? What if your whole life was a dream and you didn't know how to get out? That's what Leah Evans has been experiencing her whole life! She believes that everything she does and sees is just all a dream, but is it really all a dream, or could it all be true? Read to find out! =)

The day that Elisha learned that she still have a blood relative looking for her is the day she buried her adoptive family. The mystery of their deaths and the disappearance of her biological parents haunted her. Left alone to protect the legacy she inherited from her enigmatic blood relative, Elisha's once quiet life turns into a total whirlwind. Combined with a deadly threat that shadows her every move, she knew her life will never be the same again. Add a dash of a demon and his bevy of followers into the mix and you will have a complete recipe for a Demonic spell... All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means whatsoever without express written permission from the author, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews (Author's note: Not recommended for minors.) Demonic Spell by IvoryRei is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

A metaphor of a crazy love story between humans and technology full of action, drama and joy. A misunderstood girl who falls in love with a "monster." The legend of the first vampire, the first love of a robot, bad boys and furious cars... the contrast between historic background and a modern world. The combination of impossible love, decision making between life and death, and bloody desires... A dream closed in the reality. What are the rules of this unknown game? The only one who has the answer to this question is Pusa. ********************************************************************************** Hope you enjoy it and please give me feedbacks, i really need them, just tell me your personal opinion how do you feel about my book, ask any questions and i will answer them all! Thank you for all your support so far and you guys are the most amazing thing in my life, I actually do something that I like and it feels so good. Lot of Hugs and Love from the deepest wave of my heart's ocean >:D< :*:*

It's an amazing thing, to find love you thought you'd lost. You have to grab it while you can and hold on tight. Realize what you've got, before it's too late. One day the day may come when you realize what you have but it hopefully it'll be before it's gone. It may seem like you've tried it a hundred times but sometimes all it takes is a hundred and one.

Zayn Malik yes Zayn Malik from One Direction and Kate , Pretty good friends but falling for each other and Zayn finally got the guts to admit his love to her .. will they get together? will they make it? through rumors and everything? were they meant to be? Read to know their adventure. Enjoy, Omneyaa x

My heart beat picks up when I realize who it is. It's the prince, I know it. When I turn around, my smile fades. A boy with auburn hair and dark green eyes has a bright red smirk on his face, "May I have this dance?" I smile as he takes my hand. Who was I kidding? Why would the prince ask me to dance? I mean, really? I wonder who he's dancing with. Not that I care, I just cared because he's royalty. That's all. I know it. Adalene has never liked her life. It feels like she was... born into the wrong time. No one understands, no one cares. One morning shes tossed back, back in time, back over one hundered years ago. Here, she meets him. Andre, the futre king, the next heir. But now he needs a wife, and maybe, just maybe, he'll find Adalene. But when a small lie takes over her life, can she fix it, or will she be forever living in a fake life, someone shes not, but someone she wants to be?

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Peyton Henderson is more than depressed, she is miserable. She hates herself and questions life in general. She gets checked into a psychiatric center to help her with her problems. There she meets Luke Stevens. Now Luke is depressed also, but known as a major flirt and player. Peyton doesn't let anyone into her world nor feels comfortable enough with a guy. Will Peyton let Luke into her sad life? Will Peyton and Luke help each other with their problems or only make it worse?