Mori sends two emotionally constipated gays to Hogwarts for the Mafias benefits. ||Slowburn, crack, comedy, soukoku, sex jokes, and plot that's only present 69% of the time :0|| Inspired by M&M, 2 broke girls, the hellaverse and of course black butler. :)) -Sophie

A regular day behind the scenes in Yokohama. Bustling residents, running children, bloodied streets, and fired gunshots. Some has had enough of always living back stage, but living on stage will forever only be a childish dream. They are no star. They are no gift. "I'd die again and again if it means you get to live." Disclaimer: - Ships include SKK and SSKK - Centers around SKK for the most part - Spoilers to many BSD content including the manga, anime, and light novels All characters belong to Kafka Asagiri. Cover art belongs to 包菜（@_cabbage_2012）on X.

School AU! Everyone at Norbury High knows Dazai Osamu as the matchmaker, famous for bringing together almost half the couples in the school, although he himself has never actually had a partner. Chuuya is hopelessly crushing on his friend Tachihara, and soon finds himself asking Dazai for help. The two strike up a deal, Dazai will help him with his relationship problems and Chuuya will help him with college applications, and the more time they spend together, the more they realize that their feelings aren't exactly what they once thought they were... All characters belong to Kafka Asagiri, creater of Bungo Stray Dogs, except any ocs. I'll be messing around with the characters ages a bit, also none of them will have powers since this is an AU. Norbury High is not a real place, I made it up. Update schedule: When I have both time and motivation :')

chuuya finds atsushi but later mori comes along and fucks that all up will chuuya get atsushi back?

Midoriya lives a normal life all the way up to a certain school day at his Junior High. He was told he'd be quirkless forever, but then... he suddenly wasn't? As Midoriya kept going through harsh bullying and abuse from home, he suddenly realizes that he's started to see things. But not only that..., he keeps hearing voices... A roulette game called lucky draw, a system appears in Midoriya's line of sight one night and he is met with two voices. One of a male and the other a female. He is told that as he finishes daily tasks he gains the ability to draw a card in a strange game of roulette. Let's just say that the two by his side have certain opinions. Also..., this isn't a story of a hero, rather a story of a boy looking for revenge. Another words, this is a story of a certain villain Izuku that decides he wants to take down the evil within the city and possibly make everything his own.

* I dont own haikyuu * * I dont own assassination classroom * It was a normal day at krossno well as normal as it can get. It was also a normal day in class 3-E except that there's a new student who's a first year

Quirkless Izuku gets his dreams crushed but he won't just stop because his Idol said so. Izuku decides to become 2 different Vigilantes AND a student at U.A. How will he manage juggling these many different personas? Will Izuku survive being 2 different vigilantes and a student in a very high standard school? or will everything slowly crash and tumble caving in and making him regret his decisions?

Izuku is raised by Nezu after Inko died giving birth and dad couldn't deal with him. Grows up with lots of pro heroes to call his family. Nedzu raises Izuku to be the most dangerous cute person you will ever deal with. This is a combination of my ao3 works: Nedzu Raising a Baby...What? And Nedzu Raising a Teenager...What?

So in this story, Izu is quirkless and he did not go to UA because after All Might had crushed his dream he gives up on being a hero. He did meet a few villains and hear about their side of the story and realise that this world is not all black and white so he decides to be grey and help both sides How will he do that you may ask? Well by opening a coffee shop of course! Heroes? Villains? Who Care! Just drink your damn coffee!