Mary-Sue is just your normal girl. She wears messy buns and baggy sweatshirts, and is bullied because of her ugly, long blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes (yuck!). What happens when she (literally) falls for bad-boy Ryder? AND Hotty Harry? READ TO FIND OUT! (This book is made for humorous purposes only and is not to be taken seriously)

Who's your dobby is about Sally malfoy (Draco Malfoy's wife) doing the dirty with dobby their house elf.

What the title says