It's time for crack, kryptonite and impalas

"ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜʏ, ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴀᴄʜᴇ" ╰┈➤ᴬ ᴼⁿᵉ ᴾⁱᵉᶜᵉ ˣ ᴹᵃˡᵉ!ᴿᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ ᶠᵃⁿᶠⁱᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ✧.* [𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞] [𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞] 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐇𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝟑 𝐌'𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐞𝐧. 𝐀 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐝. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝. ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *ੈ✩‧₊˚ ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ "𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟔𝟗?" "𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐂𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫." ੈ✩‧₊˚ 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝒹--𝒟𝑒𝒸𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 4, 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟤✩‧₊˚ ੈ✩‧₊˚ 𝐸𝓃𝒹𝑒𝒹--𝒫𝑒𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔... ✩‧₊˚ Status:On-going/HIATUS(PLEASE INFORM ME OF GRAMMAR ERRORS) Highest recorded rankings: #1 in Trash #1 in crackfic #1 in Outofcharacter #17 in One Piece #1 in One #1 in Onepiecexmalereader #2 in shanks #1 in onepiecexreader #1 in nofucksgiven #5 in flowers #1 in Grandline #5 in Gay #2 in Mihawk #1 in Law #1 in Music --- This'll probably be a book I'll go on and off of for funsies so don't get TOO attached. Rated mature for language and other topics listed in Before You Read(This book is gay so you might as well walk on home if you're not into that.) Also, any memes used aren't mine. I found them on Pinterest and all credits go t

The Suzuki clan is a very well-known clan for Jujutsu Sorcerer. Known for their versatility in knowledge and combat as many wouldn't dare to make an enemy with. Y/n was found by a strange albino man who he realized was a Sorcerer for Tokyo Jujutsu High. After some talk with his family, he's a first-year student at the academy and a Semi-grade 1 Jujutsu Sorcerer. One day he and his classmate go on a mission to retrieve something where they'll meet someone that'll change their life. "Even upon an insect like yourself, I will bestow death equally." ⋘ ──── ∗ ⋅◈⋅ ∗ ──── ⋙ LGBTQ+ 18+ Scenes Violence Language BxG/GxG/BxB

¸.·✩·.¸¸.·¯⍣✩✩⍣¯·.¸¸.·✩·.¸ ... "I apologize for my rudeness, kind sir. I should have been more formal" "No need To be that Formal!" ... ¸.·✩·.¸¸.·¯⍣✩✩⍣¯·.¸¸.·✩·.¸ >>>> In which (y/n) (l/n), a young too formal-polite boy who found himself joining the Jujutsu high even though he was not supposed to. >>>> ¸.·✩·.¸¸.·¯⍣✩✩⍣¯·.¸¸.·✩·.¸ .~✨⭐️~. *Various Jujutsu Kaisen x Male reader *Following Anime plot *Jujutsu Kaisen belongs to Gege Akutami The picture that is used in the story isn't mine. Please don't spoil in the comment!

⌜ • ° 𝖡𝗎𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝖽𝗈𝗋𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾! 𝖤𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗌! ° • ⌝ ☽ ◜ ➴ 𝑩𝑵𝑯𝑨 𝒗𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒙 𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 Started : January 29, 2021 Ended : UNEDITED ⚠️ ╔═══ *.·:·.☽✧ Tags ✧☾.·:·.* ═══╗ #1 xmalereader #1 bnhaxmalereader #2 villains #666 xreader ╚═══*.·:·.☽✧ Tags ✧☾.·:·.*═══╝

When you were offered a job to nanny the kids of one of the top heroes, you knew there was no way you could refuse. But you soon find out that things wouldn't be as great as they seemed. The hero Endeavor devotes himself to his work, and without having time to take care of his own children due to the incident regarding his wife, he had to hire someone to take care of them. That's where you come in, trying to help the children through their difficulties. WARNING THERE IS A LOT OF CANON DIVERGENCE LIKE A WHOLE LOT LIKE SO MUCH also characters might be a wee bit ooc also the Todoroki's aren't the only kids you'll meet

Sapnap and Karl lived happily together in the kingdom of Corinth until a war caused Sapnap to be banished. After 13 years, the two are reunited, and slowly realize that time has changed both them and the very nature of their friendship. They begin the new chapter of their lives, but problems of the past have come back to haunt them, and within the castle walls lies a deep dark secret that no one would ever suspect. This is JUST A STORY that I wanted to write for fun and to improve my skills. Any and all personas are made up and NOT real in anyway. I do NOT ship anyone IRL AT all, this is just imagination. If any of the MCYT's used in this story say they are uncomfortable at any point: story goes bye bye. ALSO, no artwork is mine. Sapnap - 7 (young) / 20 (present) Karl - 6 (young) / 19 (present)

This is not my story and I do not want any credit for this story. ORIGINAL WRITER : tbhyourelame I only wanted a way for everyone to be able to read this amazingly written work as it was originally posted to ao3. If you can I know that the writer would really appreciate you reading the story on there however I know that there is a long wait time. Also I would like to say if tbhyourelame wants me to take this down I will do so straight away as I respect their wishes

"You did good." Oh god his accent. "I don't think I've seen you race that well before." Dream looked over to him, raising an eyebrow amidst his prideful grin. "You've come to my races before?" - Dream likes to race for the rush of adrenaline, and George looks so pretty when he waves the starting flags. - Accelerate was a written collab by @isntitcrazy and @honkdaddyy. Both of us do not want this to be reuploaded anywhere, and especially not here. We weren't going to upload Accelerate to Wattpad in the first place but people went against both of our boundaries and uploaded it anyway. If you see any fics of Accelerate that aren't from this account, please report them. There is NSFW in it.

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