❝ I don't get blocked by people, this isn't possible. ❞ there's always a reason for everything, good luck explaining this one, jungkook #completed ______________ media!au | crack!au | mature only for language [inspired by twitter au! @jihopely] they gave me permission to post! ☺️ Ranked #1: Blocked Ranked #5: Kookji Ranked #6: JungkookxJimin Ranked #7: Minkook Ranked #8: JiminxJungkook Ranked #19: Twitter Ranked #35: Model Ranked #80: Kookmin

you're all here because your parents dont like that you're gay (Was Crack fic, but no longer is) Its an isolated house of seven hot gay guys after all 5 in taejin 1/1/19 3 in Jikook 1/3/19 4 in BTS 3/27/19 3 in boyxboy 3/27/19 Start: NOV 10 2017 End: March 2020 Trigger Warning to basically anyone who chooses to read +there are endgame ships. Set ships are in the tags

HINDI JOKES // BTS

When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever

just sold my 3 week old gym socks to @johncena, who wants my toothbrush? 2019 ©-DADDYKOO

Everything is fine until Yoongi's towel goes missing and it affects everyone Pure crack I apologize

"shut up and give me the answers lonjun" [social media/text au] lowercase intended highest rank: #4 on nct127

❝ so y'all don't deliver pizza? ❞ ❝ bro this is an advice hotline. ❞ ❝ ye but like y'all got fruits right? ❞ ten hung up the phone. • • • ✶ morklala 2020

❝a crack about the dumb nct/smrookies boys❞ ｢ © ultbambam ｣ :: credits to tumblr ::

"tHIS IS THE FOURTH PAIR OF GOGGLES THAT HAVE SNAPPED TODAY" "ITS BECAUSE YOUR ABSOLUTE MASSIVE FOREHEAD"