❝ I don't get blocked by people, this isn't possible. ❞ there's always a reason for everything, good luck explaining this one, jungkook #completed ______________ media!au | crack!au | mature only for language [inspired by twitter au! @jihopely] they gave me permission to post! ☺️ Ranked #1: Blocked Ranked #5: Kookji...
you're all here because your parents dont like that you're gay (Was Crack fic, but no longer is) Its an isolated house of seven hot gay guys after all 5 in taejin 1/1/19 3 in Jikook 1/3/19 4 in BTS 3/27/19 3 in boyxboy 3/27/19 Start: NOV 10 2017 End: March 2020 Trigger Warning to basically anyone who chooses to read +...
When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking...
just sold my 3 week old gym socks to @johncena, who wants my toothbrush? 2019 ©-DADDYKOO
Everything is fine until Yoongi's towel goes missing and it affects everyone Pure crack I apologize
"shut up and give me the answers lonjun" [social media/text au] lowercase intended highest rank: #4 on nct127
❝ so y'all don't deliver pizza? ❞ ❝ bro this is an advice hotline. ❞ ❝ ye but like y'all got fruits right? ❞ ten hung up the phone. • • • ✶ morklala 2020
❝a crack about the dumb nct/smrookies boys❞ ｢ © ultbambam ｣ :: credits to tumblr ::
"tHIS IS THE FOURTH PAIR OF GOGGLES THAT HAVE SNAPPED TODAY" "ITS BECAUSE YOUR ABSOLUTE MASSIVE FOREHEAD"
In which a series of odd events happen that revolve around seven grown ass men. (well kinda) started: sep. 1, 2018 ended: jan. 6, 2020
"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and...
A joke a day keeps the kboos away (Language warning) Lol the only reason why this has a lot of views is bc I shat out chapters every .5 seconds
