a student. a teacher. you'd either expect a kinky love story which had no value or a relationship with no more than an ask of academic help. unfortunately that wasn't an option for anxiety ridden kimberly browne and words of velvet alex turner. trigger warning: this story contains content related to dealing with anorexia and anxiety note:// I wrote this some time ago, so if you cringe, that's alright, I do too, but it's my most well known novel on here. I wrote this while I was still learning about eating disorders, so I hope I don't offend anyone who suffers. Thank you for reading. //

in the process of being rewrote|slow updates titles; only ones who know by arctic monkeys after juliet bowie goes to the studio with her best friend she becomes intrigued by a mysterious front man. alex turner who coincidentally also becomes hypnotised by her, but both of them unsure of their futures decide complicate things even more.

completely satirical one shots

Who would have thought, that I'd be here telling the story of this love. Serendipitous. Unespected. A love like a ache in the jaw that made my ordinary life somersault. *Little challenge* find all the songs references 😉 *NOTE: I named my Y/n only way far in the story. I went back and updated with her name in the older chapters. If you see a forgotten "Y/n" that's why! **NEW** Playlist now available! DM me for the Spotify link https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4sr2XpYdtj8C5WoIkdyN9W?si=Gvj14hGxT42zP3-r_l2BNw&utm_source=copy-link ----------------------- The story is set around the Last Shadow Puppets Tour in 2016 and moves towards the Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino era. It mostly follows the real time line, but not completely (ie. concert dates/locations don't always reflect the real ones). Some of the characters are based on real people. Dude, it would be awesome to know them personally but I don't, so their role in this narrative is fictional. While the events are fictious, some elements here and there in the story are inspired by things the characters (mostly Alex and Miles) said/did in interviews or shows.

Elle goes out with her friends and meets a group of boys after being ditched by her friends. One of them takes her breath away.

A series of Alex Turner's One Shots. Mostly fluff !! At the beginning of each chapter, there is an Alex gif from a certain era, which will indicate Alex's look (not the age!). For example, if there's an Alex gif in the AM era, Alex will have that look along the chapter. Hope I explained myself. Enjoy !!

❛ ᴀʟᴇx ᴛᴜʀɴᴇʀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ༉‧₊˚ ◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ 𝗬/𝗡 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱 '𝗔𝗿𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗲𝘆𝘀'. 𝗜𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀. 𝗢𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲, 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗲𝘅 𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗿. 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲? ◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ ❝ 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘺 , ❞ ❝ 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 . ❞

It was hard to fall in love with a thirty five year old man who calls you Kid. A rough night when Eloise met Alex for the first time. Eloise caught her boyfriend cheating at the club the night she first saw Alex. She had no idea why she kept thinking about him when she should be thinking at her jerk ex boyfriend who broke her heart. She tried to forget about that man but soon she knew that she will gonna stuck with him forever. A very surprising when she find out that Alex just moved in and living next door. "Is it a good thing to have a neighbour who named is Alex Turner?"

In which a babysitter Yelena Lebraz fall in love with the father of the child she's babysitting. Who named is Alex Turner, a mysterious man that will give Yelena a dark memories. Yelena who need a job, a job that will make her dream come true. She doesn't care of everything but her dream, to fulfil her dream. She doesn't care of relationship and especially men, not until she met Alex, the father of she's babysitting. Will Yelena survive in one roof with Alex? ~SENSITIVE AND SEXUAL CONTENT~

19 year old English Amy moves to LA with her band. They are signed to the same record label as the Arctic monkeys. Once Alex meets her he finds an appalling energy around her and grows this arousing attraction toward her......