"maybe if your face wasn't so littered with freckles you'd get bitches." "..i love his freckles-" when y/n's family moves to south park, the circumstances were less than desired. although she wasn't all too fond of moving, the little town did have some special spark to it. "special" was an interesting word to use per say, but it was true. y/n is an outstanding student, though of course a burnt out gifted kid simply trying to live up to her expectations. her life is seemingly perfect, but her mind seems to often cascade her into tragedy over and over. her brain often felt clouded and confused, unsure of what she truly wanted. she wanted to make her family and friends proud more than anything, and didn't need and distractions. however, when kyle broflovski somehow edges himself in her life, y/n finds herself more confused than ever. this dorky teenager surely managed to accidentally tug at her heart strings, and y/n now finds herself openly seeking out this distraction, and even worse, her academic rival.

The four boys from South Park, Kyle, Kenny, Stan and Cartman, have survived many challenges in South Park, gluten, TSA, aliens, the homeless, even talking poop, but their biggest challenge is yet to come. When the new girl arrives at South Park. Who will she pick?, Will friendships last?, Will their show ever get cancelled?

A young girl named (Y/n) (L/n) moves to a new town and enrolls in the middle school there. She meets many friends, enemies, and lovers, but must make a choice on her near future. Join her and her friends - Stan, Kenny, Cartman, and Kyle- on their many adventures in the quiet little mountain town of South Park. Note: I do not own any of the characters. Note: I began writing this when I was in middle school. It gets better as it goes along, so please stick with it! I will edit once the book is finished.

A 17 year old girl named (Y/N) (L/N) moved from (where you live) to south park calorado with her mother. She meets some new people who soon turn into to her freinds but something was wrong they start gaining feelings towards the girl but those feelings went from normal to dangerous...those dangerous feeling make them love and want her even more... that they would even <kill> or even do anything for HER..... Love interest ♡: Stan Marsh Kyle Brofflovski kenny Mccormick Eric Cartman Craig Tucker Tweek Tweak Clyde Donovan Butters stotch (this is my first book so will be kinda trash) New love interest ♡: Bebe Stevens Red Mc arthur Heidi Turner Pip/Philip Pirrip Platonic interest ♡: Shelly Marsh Ike broflovski Karen Mccormick Ruby Tucker °~Normal interest~°: Wendy Testaburger Tolkien Black Jimmy calmer Henrietta biggle

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

For all his life, Kyle has been tormented by Eric Cartman. What happens when one day a certain girl causes Eric to get into an accident? This is a work in progress and isn't done in the slightest. I might edit chapters if I need to. There's also like no posting schedule for this so... oop. I know my cover art radiates "Graphic design is my passion" energy you don't gotta tell me that lol South Park is owned by Matt Stone and Trey Parker

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