Rowlf's an alcoholic Fozzie has depression Gonzo is in the hospital with a broken leg Scooter developed Anxiety Swedish chef has a eating disorder Lew is broken The electric mayhem are arguing Sam is not sure what his purpose is anymore Bunsen and Beaker are about to get married but beaker is having second thoughts Miss piggy is an adult film actress and Kermit doesn't seem like himself anymore It's up to the offed muppets from Jim Henson hour to help these tortured lives get back together