Book of Jokes and Randomness

Welcome to a day in my mind! On your journey, you will experience all sorts of jokes, and even some randomness. So sit back, and enjoy the book. (Cover made by me) :)

1000 Funny Jokes ∫Part: 4∫

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Funny texts and autocorrects

Funny Texts

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

1000 Funny Jokes [Part 2]

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1000 Funny Jokes

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Can't be Tamed

What happens when a punk girl with some deadly secrets falls for her next murder victim? Lexi fights her instincts as she plans her next murder.

From Death to Destiny (Asking Alexandria Fanfic) ON HOLD

Motley Summers is a average teenager, with average hormones, average drama, and average high school stuff. But she is 20, and a senior in high school - due to a few years 'drop out' of being in the hospital the whole time. She now rules the school, she's known as Mum from the students. She still drinks, and smokes, a...

THE ACCIDENTAL EXORCIST

For fans of Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Peter Blatty, Ted Dekker, and Frank Peretti When forensic psychiatrist Abigail Lee meets a baby-killing mother who has been declared criminally insane and acquitted, she discovers something lurking beneath the surface. Something far deeper and more insidious than mere psychopathy...

The Fallen Queen (Winner of the Write Way Award 2013) #Wattys2015 #MyWattysChoice #Featured

Marie wanted to be as good as her mother wanted. Since her older brother was diagnosed with autism, she is considered the family's "normal" child. She thus feels she must be perfect in every way, which soon turns out to be a haunting task. Desperate for love and to make sense of her mother's contradictory behaviors an...

The Ghost Files

Cherry blossom lipstick: check Smokey eyes: check Skinny jeans: check Dead kid in the mirror: check For sixteen year old Mattie Hathaway, this is her normal everyday routine. She's been able to see ghosts since her mother tried to murder her when she was five years old. No way does she want anyone to know she ca...

Number 8

When three of the best freinds all live in the same apartment. And it's every day that they discover something new.

The Memory Giver (#Wattys2014)

When Turtle Dawson’s 14 year-old brother returns after being dead for two years, he brings with him fond memories of the old days, and a chance at redemption for the entire family. But there's something different about A.D., something dark and sinister, and if Turtle continues to do as A.D. tells him, he could wind up...

A Gift in the Dark

A collection of paranormal, horror and fantasy short stories woven around old legends, odd characters, the occasional werewolf and the darkness within, some of which have been published or picked up the odd award. There are things you cannot see unless they want to be seen, and some legends linger on despite the mod...

One Hundred Steps by Susan Ee

Someone is following me. I only catch glimpses of a man in the shadows behind me whenever I steal a glance, but I know that something is wrong... In the tradition of UK drabbles, this is a story that is exactly 100 words.

Haunted Organic (2014 Watty Award Winner)

Josie Brown has no idea the Organic Food Store next door is haunted. Until he sees the rotting, shrieking ghost baby in the paper towel aisle. Then the nightmares start. The little girl across the street disappears from her bed. And Josie wakes up in her room the night she goes missing. Just about everyone in Sydney...

Children of the Plague

In the darkest corners of lower Manhattan, a battle like no other rages. The city is home to a hidden group of survivors of the nanite plague, and a brother and sister born to defend their race. With a touch that can destroy nanites, Lanni, sister of Alex, is their last chance. Can she save her brother? Can she protec...

A Pain Never Forgotten (NCIS) - Part Two

Part Two - Is Kelly still a danger to the team or will she make them stronger? Are the team safe anymore? What will happen with Kelly and Tony? Can the team move on together as A family?

Haunted

Selected as a featured story by Wattpad, @IncarnateMovie, @ParanormalActivity & the @SinisterMovie. Sometimes being haunted isn't always a bad thing... as long as you can survive it. Copyright © 2014 by Janae Mitchell. All rights reserved.

Nightmares of Caitlin Lockyer

Six months ago, Nathan's sister was brutally murdered. Now the former playboy desires only one thing: revenge. Late at night, Nathan trudges down the beach where his sister's body was found. He's searching for answers, but all he finds is a new nightmare: another girl's tortured body. Only this one isn't dead...