A bunch of fanfics and whatnot. I own none of the characters or Homestuck.

John had constantly wonder what colored where that mysteriously chill Strider's eyes until he finally pulled the most remarkably perfect prank to satisfy his curiosity. However when things turn out rather differently than he presumed he oddly finds himself questionably straight.

A humanstuck-highschoolstuck fanfiction about the lovely pairing that is John Egbert x Dave Strider.

What happens when the new kids in school aren't what you think they are? Not like the kind that will turn your back on you, but the kind from... somewhere else? Aero goes on a wild adventure with the trolls you won't soon forget. Tricky circumstances, friendship and trust will be out for anyone to grasp at but can Aero go through with her life of secrecy?

REQUESTS CLOSED. NO LONGER WRITING. THIS SERIES IS OVER.

Picture is not mine *NO FUCKING REQUESTS* *READ THE FIRST FUCKING PAGE* All of these are lemons and will turn out to be lemons. If you would like to request a character, you may. It can be anyone.

Sburb Alpha and Beta were both made and put to use. But what about Sburb Gamma? That shit exists. Seriously? None of you idiots knew about this? Wow. You better get reading.

Headcannons! Mine and yours so summit some if ya want!