You, the reader, are one of the only Jewish teens in the small mountain town of South Park, Colorado. Kyle Broflovski is your best friend, and you've been developing a crush on him for ages... How will it work out? Well, you'll have to read to learn.....

You're the new girl in school, a nerdy, quiet, 4th grade girl. Never one in your life have you ever tasted love, whether it's family love, friend love, or love love. Kyle Broflovski is the only one willing to teach you. Or will this lesson new the first time you actually feel 'love love'?

Niall Horan is the best hitman alive. He can kidnap anyone or kill an entire gang without leaving a trace. His only rule is that he will not kidnap children. But other than that, he is the definition of bad-ass. A gruesome past haunts him, building him into the man he is today. Nani is a singer who just got signed on her uncle's record deal. She leaves an Okay life except for the occasional bump in the road. Like a crazy ex for example. She can keep her cool under stressful situations and has a compassionate heart but she is about to be pushed to her limits. When Nani's crazy ex hires Niall to kidnap her, what will happen? Will Niall's cruel nature get the better of him? And how will Nani get herself out of this one? She has 5 days until her ex comes to get her. Will Niall be her saving grace or her poison?