Sometimes I go through a some fanfics and I end up wanting to bang my head on a wall (or the person who wrote it). LIKE WHY. WHY DOES THIS FANFIC EXIST. WHY DO YOU EXIST. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. Finally, I WILL GET TO LET OUT ALL MY FAN FIC FRUSTRATIONS DAMMIT.

it's a jOKE AND DONT READ IT IF YOU'LL GET OFFENDED.

When I was a little kid I met this girl. She was strange in every sense of the word. But for some reason, I liked that. We were friends for a long time, this girl and I. Until one day she left. She never told me why she had to go, just that it was important. One of the last things that she ever said to me, was that one day she would come back. Ten years passed and I never heard from her again. I grew up... Now, at age 17 i’m in One Direction. I’ve gained four new brothers and together, we’re world famous. And I couldn’t be happier. And now... Now that it seems like I have everything... She turns up. And she’s about to change everything.

im an asshole, but at least im funny.