I really hate myself
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A Slap to Remember (WILL SMITH x CHRIS ROCK) by Yeetus-This-Fetus
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Will Smith slaps Chris Rock. Their relationship grows from there.
Emo Elmo X reader by twirlyswirly
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Don't question my sanity- it's as gone as my dad
Peppa Pig x Larry the Cucumber  by kitty_cat22133
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I don't think I need to explain
Green Smexy Love - Shrek x Y/N by C4TG1RLN4TSUK1
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Do you love Shrek?💋💋 Like absolutely love him to the point you'd like deadass just marry him on the spot even though you don't know each other? 🧍‍♀️Cool. 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️This is for u then 🙄🙄‼️‼️
Peppa Pig X Sherk  by Mentally_ill_Wannabe
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SHERK LOVE PEPPA BUT PEPPA NO LOVE SHerk :OOOOOOOOO PEPPA LOVE DORA GAAAASSSPPPPP
Trump x shrek  by vannah_newtsimp
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After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
schreck x fookwad by keepdreaminx
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it's all ogre now • Co-written by @shsllawyer the queen of the swump and @WarriorCatG the lord of Duloc
Gru x reader by seggcbabehere
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dada gru 🙈😍💋
Sangwoo x Obama by jade-or-some-shit
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ok so i made this as a joke and i did not think i'd finish or publish this but my friends wanted me to lol
Flightsuit Vector X reader by puk3_g1rl_
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Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_