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IM BACK BABY!!! THE CHAOS MASTER HAS RETURNED!!!!!

Egyptian mythology is the collection of myths from ancient Egypt, which describe the actions of the Egyptian gods as a means of understanding the world. The beliefs that these myths express are an important part of ancient Egyptian religion. Myths appear frequently in Egyptian writings and art, particularly in short stories and in religious material such as hymns, ritual texts, funerary texts, and temple decoration. These sources rarely contain a complete account of a myth and often describe only brief fragments. Inspired by the cycles of nature, the Egyptians saw time in the present as a series of recurring patterns, whereas the earliest periods of time were linear. Myths are set in these earliest times, and myth sets the pattern for the cycles of the present. Present events repeat the events of myth, and in doing so renew maat, the fundamental order of the universe. Amongst the most important episodes from the mythic past are the creation myths, in which the gods form the universe out of primordial chaos; the stories of the reign of the sun god Ra upon the earth; and the Osiris myth, concerning the struggles of the gods Osiris, Isis, and Horus against the disruptive god Set. Events from the present that might be regarded as myths include Ra's daily journey through the world and its otherworldly counterpart, the Duat. Recurring themes in these mythic episodes include the conflict between the upholders of maat and the forces of disorder, the importance of the pharaoh in maintaining maat, and the continual death and regeneration of the gods. The details of these sacred events differ greatly from one text to another and often seem contradictory. Egyptian myths are primarily metaphorical, translating the essence and behavior of deities into terms that humans can understand. Each variant of a myth represents a different symbolic perspective, enriching the Egyptians' understanding of the gods and the world. - 2017 -Completed-

Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If you copy any of these ideas without giving me credit, I will hunt you down and find you. Then I will politely ask if you "borrowed" my ideas. If so, I would appreciate that you give me credit.*** I don't own anything except for my creative (and crazy) ideas. Updates every Friday! Update: This book has been completed. Please check my profile for the grand finale of this book

This is a crosspost of my story "Rise of the Terran Alliance" first published on Fanfiction.net. Watch as Earth becomes involved in the Clone Wars

Knockout finds a being close to human but not quite. Other dimension shenanigans would follow suite.

--Indefinite haitus--- Percy just wanted a break, man. I mean, after leading and surviving two wars, and not to mention Tartarus, he should be able to have a break. But noooooo, the gods upon call him once again for a quest, but this time, a stranger one. Hogwarts, here he comes. Harry was excited. He had been disappointed that he'd missed his last year of Hogwarts, but when he was informed that they were all to redo their last year due to the... incidents of last year, there was much rejoicing. He was also intrigued, to say the least, when he found an exchange student. Welcome, wizards of America. Side note: I'm unkilling Fred, because that was the cruelest thing JK Rowling has ever done, and if I have the power to undo it you'll be dam sure I will. Another side note: I love Annabeth so much. She's so cool. But I epically suck at writing romance so she's barely going to be in this book. Sorry!!! Another another side note: I guess it's probably worth saying that I didn't make any of the witches/wizards at hogwarts demigods. DISCLAIMER!!! I don't own Harry Potter or Percy Jackson. Those are the property of J.K Rowling and Rick Riordan.

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FAIR WARNING: THIS STORY IS REALLY SHITTY, OLD, AND DESTINED TO BE INCOMPLETE FOR ETERNITY. HAVING READ THIS WARNING, DO NOT COMMENT/SEND ME MESSAGES ASKING FOR UPDATES. THANK YOU. THIS HAS BEEN A PSA. What happens when demigods go to Hogwarts? Chaos, secrets, and lies, that's what! The Seven, Nico, and Reyna are part of an exchange program planned by Chiron. Can they hide all their secrets before it's too late? The Golden Trio, Ginny, Neville, and Luna are assigned to guide the Americans around. Can they risk having the exchange students around them? This is a story about how two very different groups of people set aside their differences to defeat a greater enemy- for neither can win while the other is defeated.

Percy just wanted some peace and quiet. He finally defeated Gaia, the world is normal...but the fates, as usual, have a different idea. Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Thalia, Leo, Nico, Hazel, and Frank have to play bodyguard. For who, might you ask? Someone special. Someone who is going to need help, since his worst enemy has returned, bringing one of Percy's along for the ride. Who is this kid? Why, Harry Potter, of course! ***As you can tell, I don't own Harry Potter or Percy Jackson, props to those authors for actually coming up with the idea! I do have a few OCs but that's it!***