Dazai Osamu is the farthest possible thing from the ideal woman Kunikida Doppo has written so much about in his notebook. And yet . . . Kunikida is hoplessly in love with him anyway. Kunikida doesn't belive he has a chance with his coworker, I mean, have you seen the way he flirts with women? Straight as the rulers Kunikida used to use in his maths class. Dazai meanwhile is also inlove with uptight but still charming coworker. But how can Dazai ever come close to the woman Kunikida has in mind? Will these two damn idiots figure their shit out or not? God, I hope they do, for all our sanity! (Summary sponsered by Edogawa Ranpo) Categories: angst, fluff, getting together Warnings: N/A #1 in doppokunikida #1 in kunkidazai