"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

in which a boy and a girl meet in the hospital, where they feel farthest from home. but they soon find home in each other.

"long story short, i hated calum hood." (cover by elle)

it was only supposed to be a joke. (cover by elle) [fanfiction #39]

"what do you mean you're straight, calum? you can't be straight." in a world where being gay is normal and being straight is not socially acceptable, poor calum hood happened to be as straight as they come. cover by @misfit_logan 2k15, All Rights Reserved, maorigod

"Kids, I'm going to tell you a story. The story of How I Met Your Mother." Rankings: Humour: #915 [29.4.2014] - #488 [30.4.2014] - #402 [1.5.2014] - #288 [11.5.2014] - #283 [13.6.2014] FanFiction: #726 [30.4.2014] - #583 [1.5.2014] - #355 [11.5.2014] - #330 [13.6.2014] Cover by: @-mmxii

"Calum, I'm old enough to be your mother." "Then fucking show me how much of a woman you are." who's your mommy? ranked #229 in fanfiction- 5.3.15 copyright; brighteyedirwin cover creds to my hoe @arcticpeters

She sings when she's home alone; he asks her to keep it down. {highest ranking: #2 fanfiction} © 2015 by dimplefeels

How can it be a mistake when it lead to loving someone as wonderful as you? (calum hood au ; guilttripping 2016)