Before you even think of clicking, if you are not a fan of this show. Don't read it. It saves you the embarrassment. It's kinda walking onto a stage and complaining about what the show is about. Then everyone just is confused and then they throw tomatos...you get it. Set in the TV show universe, not the movie, okay? So nothing like Classified x reader. The characters I'm willing to write about are, Savio, Clemson, Hans, Dr.Blowhole, Doris, Marlene, King Julien, Private, Rico, Kowalski, Skipper.

the beginning of a smut??? update: nvm it's full on smut so read at will. It's scary so please no thirsty 10 year olds. We all know whoever is reading this scary Colonel Sanders smut is so thirsty goddamn. Why are you reading this you horny fucks.

Ronald McDonald-kun is the new student at his new school and he ends up falling head over heels for upperclassman Colonel Sanders-senpai. Their friendship begins to blossom into a beautiful and passionate romance. However, when fellow student Wendy-chan comes between them, it threatens Ronald and Colonel's relationship. Will they ever get the sweet, passionate love they deserve? Wtf am I doing with my life.

Have a steamy night with the one and only Colonel Sanders, I mean Daddy Sanders. /// This is a JOKE and a CRACK FIC, which means it's satire and completely made to laugh at and joke on. (I wrote this for my friends, but like I mean it's kinda hot) ///

Colonel Sanders and Mr. Clean have fallen in love, it was always apparent things were perfect. That was until Ronald McDonald wanted to ruin their relationship...

Well, I'm gonna start from the first transformers and work from there! Hopefully I don't lose inspiration and work with me here. So you are gonna start out being Sam's Best friend that usually spends a lot of time with him, but what happens when he buys this old Camaro? (You guys know what happens, right!?) Bumblebee X READER!! HOPE YOU GUYS' LIKE!!

2 star crossed lovers, living on different sides of the country. on mario's trip to north carolina he meets dwayne. will he ever go back home?

the seductive adventures of the under water world.

(Y/N) is the new girl in town, but she's homeless. One day she decides to go to the Goo Lagoon in her potato sack bikini. She meets the buff lobster of her dreams. But what happens when a ghostly fiend shows up to haunt (Y/N)? Will she fall for him? Read to found out!!! We don't own SpongeBob or Larry or ur mom gottem

Ngl guys this story is extremely nut worthy I'm talking 20 minutes of extreme orgasms and pleasure with this shit. I wouldn't be surprised if walking out of this you were diagnosed with pgad!!! A NICE CLASSIC SLOW BURN!!!