Meet the Commission's worst spy. Decades after the murder of her parents and adoption by the Handler, teenage shapeshifter Zara is assigned her first mission: eliminating Five Hargreeves. There's only one problem. She might just fall in love with him first. Hopelessly incompetent, Zara finds herself thrust into a world of disastrous comedy, gut-wrenching betrayal, spiralling infatuation, and terrible, terrible secrets. ── 𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙪𝙭 © 2020

SPARROW!BEN in which old wounds are reopened and comfort is found in the most unexpected of places. [the umbrella academy season 3 and 4] [sparrow! ben hargreeves x oc] [started: july 2022] [ended: ] butterscotchbars © 2022

18 year old Five Hargreeves, falls out of the sky and onto you, druggy dropout of the 60's. Your parents just kicked you out of the house, and now this stranger tells you he's from the future and can save you from the apocalypse. But you like his strangeness and tall tale stories, so you stick around.