barry loves him shrek is unsure.

this book contains a hundred reasons for why you shouldn't kill yourself. disclaimer: i wrote this book in 2016 and i probably repeated reasons. i've thought about rewriting it but not sure if i should. there are so many negative comments. i just wanted to help people through a hard time. <3

this is the best creation I have ever made read this to change your life some of yall wildin in the comments 😩

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.