Wrote this for the lolsies because I have an unhealthy obsession with a certain Japanese fictional assault-rifle dude. Written from the perspective of 19 year-old Aika who just entered the borderlands and doesn't have a single clue happened, please do comment if you have ideas/tips for my writing style <3 DISCONTINUED

Jen's pov: My ex is shit i hate him he is a bigger shit than the stuff hippos fling around out of their buttocks. ill tell you what he did in a minute but first let me introduce myself to you. I am Jennifer Kingston, i go to dolphin brain senior school in England ( i know right weird name, i think it's got something to do with dolphins being smart)i am 5"7 with chestnut brown hair and blue eyes. my grades arent exactly great but then again neither is my behaviour so it all matches up... read on to find out more about Jennifer's dramatic story!

Funny, adorable, romantic, and weird but realistic zodiac imagines. For any gender <3 Have fun my people ❤️🔥