A good christian boy explores his sexuality with his abnormal love for Kidz Bop (Smut)

i bet phineas' bussy is so wet i would love to just get in there

a book full of funny copypastas that i found

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

The second book of the lovely story between Montgomery 'Lightning' McQueen and Thomas the Tank Engine. Will Thomas and Lightning finally get back together or is their love doomed to be broken forever. Find out in the second instalment of Lightning McQueen X Thomas the Tank

Barney walks into a cafe not expecting to find the love of his life... A tall green frog with golf ball eyes. But all love must be won will Barney be able to seduce Kermit into falling in love And can he over past the obstacles that get in his path I mean how can a dinosaur compete with Obama and Harry Styles...

Cursed texts that I found on Reddit.

As we sat on Diego 's bed watching a movie I couldn't help but notice how close his body was to my own. The space between us felt heavy, full of unspoken desire. His leg rests a ruler's length from my own and I want nothing more than to run my hands along his thigh. To feel his warmth under my fingertips. I clench my left hand which rests between us, I mustn't let my mind wander right now. I don't want Diego to notice, I'm supposed to be focusing on the movie, not on him. As if on cue he turns his head towards Dora, lightly places his right hand over mine, and speaks in a soft tone "Is everything okay?" I look into his eyes for a few moments and smile "Yes, just thinking. That's all". His head tilts quizzically, like a puppy struggling to understand the word of man. "What troubles your thoughts?" he asks. I hesitate to reply, shall I speak the truth? I gaze into his eyes for another few seconds contemplating whether or not to do so. I whisper in a tone that is barely audible to myself, a singular word. "You".

new year, bad shit